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and a joke.

"An Adult Pig Story"

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The
farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to
display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs
are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has
sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all
still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex
with each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One
more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them
out to the woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the
pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in
the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the
horn."

Odie

holy crap, beached whale :run:

Jimi

Better yet.... see if you can't. "Holy shit! That's one fat ass!"

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


January 2009, the end of an error.

YaMon

Stop drooling Jimi.

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Jimi

One last time, I do not like fat women, assholes!!!

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


January 2009, the end of an error.

Odie

Hey, fat chicks need lovin' too..........just not from me

Lucky13

The problem with that picture is the fat one isn't wearing a thong.

Jimi

You need help......

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


January 2009, the end of an error.

Juan.©amaney

the nigger?

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YaMon

That ain't a nigger Juan. Look at the tanline.

I dated a chick that was 50% Cuban, 50% Italian. BEAUTIFUL olive skin that looked relatively white. Then get her in the sun, and BOOM that skin browns like toast in a toaster!

Actually, my wife has hungarian on her dad's side. Nice olive skin too.

I luv when white chicks can tan up good. You can play "fantasy fuck in the jungle", but know that you ain't rolling with a ghetto momma at the end of it all!

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Juan.©amaney

look at that booty, mon....that aint no italian hahaha

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joerockhead

Yeah!! He prefer's Men!!!!

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skept

That tan line is..... *drool*

zeppy

Fixed.

But yeah... the thing wrong in the photo is that the whale hasn't been harpooned in order to make soaps, candles, and perfumes yet.