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I figured since I have a BA in film production (and that I have taken a number of film critique courses), I could put it to good use and be of service in throwing out some reviews of the upcoming DVD releases so you know where to throw down your hard earned cash and where to save it for better things (beer, gas, gear for your loved one so they leave you the fuck alone when you don't want them bugging and gear for your loved one when you want them sexin'!)

This week blows, so I'll holler out to next week!

Amazon.com's bestselling releases next week!

Star Wars, Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Widescreen Edition) ~ Ewan McGregor I can't wait to get this onto my plasma and thundering over my surround! MOTHERFUCKING NEIGHBORS BE WARNED!!!

Star Wars, Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Full Screen Edition) ~ Ewan McGregor Fuck you full screen!

Star Trek Enterprise - The Complete Fourth Season ~ Scott Bakula Whatever

The War of the Worlds - Special Collector's Edition (1953) ~ Gene Barry At least it's not the one with Tom "Cruise Your Schlong Up My Ass".

Office Space - Special Edition with Flair (Widescreen Edition) ~ Ron Livingston FUCK YEAH!!! Gonna Get My "O" Face On For This One. You know. Oh Oh Oh...

Little House on the Prairie - The Complete Season 9 Bleh. Although I remember getting boners from Melissa Gilbert before I knew what the fuck a boner was. Michael Landon was an over rated dousche IMO.

Foyle's War - Set 3 ~ Michael Kitchen Never heard of it, so kiss my ass.

Disney Princess - A Christmas of Enchantment I can just hear ff7799 squeeling with joy on this one. DISNEY SUCKS CAWK!

Sex and the City - The Complete Series (Collector's Giftset) ~ Sarah Jessica Parker I already bought all the fucking seasons for my wife. Now "Collector's Giftset"? FUCK YOU UP AND DOWN THE CITY BISHES!

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2 ~ Michael C. Maronna Michael Stipe played an eccentric ice cream salesman on one of these episodes. They also had some funny stuff and good guest stars.

VeggieTales - Lord of the Beans Never heard of the shit.

Millions ~ Alexander Nathan Etel Never heard of the shit.

Duran Duran - Live From London (2pc) (W/CD) (Dlx) ~ Lawrence Jordan (II) Check out this "Reflex":

The Brady Bunch - The Complete Fourth Season ~ Robert Reed Should be called The Brady House With A Few Hotties, A MILF, An Annoying Bitch House Keeper, A Few Wiggers and A Homosexual Father! Ha ha. He was gay!

Two for the Road ~ Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn was the BOMB! Fucking smoking hot!

21 Jump Street - The Complete Fourth Season ~ Johnny Depp Was this Depp's last season. The show was the bomb at the time. But in retrospect it really sucks. NARCS SUCK! FUCK YOU NARCS! Pussyfied hall monitors!

American Chopper The Series - The Third Season ~ Paul Sr. Teutul I dig this show. But mostly because I watch it in High Definition. Standard definition probably won't be something I'm going to want to buy the fucking DVD for. But I like the show.

The Perfect Man (Widescreen Edition) ~ Hilary Duff If it was Hilary Duf making her porn debut and the perfect man was a well hung dude fish hooking her doggy, then I'ma Buying! But I highly doubt it so

War of the Worlds - The Complete First Season ~ Jared Martin Once Again: At least it's not the one with Tom "Cruise Your Schlong Up My Ass".

Heights ~ Glenn Close Glenn Close? Isn't she dead?

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skept

ROFL @ The perfect Man description

Starwars ep3 Is the only Dvd that I'll be thinking about purchasing.

Car Enthusiast

i haven't honestly been tempted to rent any new dvd's for a very long time

but hotel rwanda is a very good movie