ratbastard

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You're kinda of a hump aren't ya?

JesusJohnson

Mikenumbernumbernumbernumber. Clever name.

I also admire your sense of humor and how it depreciates with time. How do you keep that going? It's a skill and your family must be proud of what is certain to be a lasting legacy.

I especially like your Jack Thompsonian way of ignoring the argument at hand by chipping in with quips like "You pervert freaks are freaky pervert bitches," or "Don't forget to wash your hands after masturbating. Take it from me... your hands can get messy. I wash my hands a lot."

Do you write your own material, or does it come from Laffy Taffy wrappers?

I'm not going to click your link. I'm not even curious as to what it is. A douchebag is a douchebag. Welcome to the internet... you're one of the millions of douchebags who troll around forums pretending to be better than other people. What good does that do you?

Do you post shit like that and get a little hard from it? Do you high five your pals as you read your clever posts out loud while drinking beers and talking about the game? Do you log into WoW and tell your guild how 1337 you are for your work as a comedy writer on the internet? I bet it's none of those things. I bet you're a really lonely guy with nothing better to do than check this message board to see if people are still paying attention well enough to hear your next cry for help.

Jesus loves you Mikeclevernumbername

Not this Jesus, but I'm sure some other one does.

Have fun thinking of big words to use in your reply.

I recommend dictionary.com and thesaurus.com, they're easy to use.

zeppy

Best response in the whole thread. Rep.

adrenaline

im not bored..but fucked up.. and this game sucx

vi3tazndragon

great post

Graffin

Step 1: Drive to your local bookstore.

Step 2: Purchase a dictionary.

Step 3: Study up on the difference between "your" and "you're." Also, look up "their," "there," and "they're."

Step 4: Become slightly less ignorant!

hotflyboy

wow, this is just funny. Mike I was somewhat contemplating helping getting rid of some red cause we all make mistakes. Your parents made that quite obvious by having you. I figured what they hey dude screwed up, but your repeated ignorance, belligerent attitude, and general immaturity towards the whole, plus the fact you've been here since Dec. '04 and only have 32 posts really changed my mind. So in a little over two years the only good stuff you've had is one thread about a game, a bunch of posts arguing about the link, and am guessing the other posts are about how "gold members are gay pervs who wank it everyday instead of being a super duper pimpster 1337 d00d and getting a real girl like you." There's more categories then just the porn pics, I'd say go post in them but they probably don't want to deal with your ignorant ass either so really all I suggest is murder/suicide.

*waits for mike### to point out my homosexuality, levels of perversion, inabilities to get with real girls, and addictions to porn.* *is insulted by said points* * realizes I'm not the one arguing about a stupid link with such witty replies as afore mentioned* *goes on with life, has dinner with then proceeds to get laid by GF* *realizes in mike###'s mind GF could be misconstrued as Gay Fag and corrects him by clarifying GF is a Girlfriend*

adrenaline

Graffin bumped a year+ old thread.. What a noob!

zeppy

I remember this thread... good times, good times...

mstad

noobage.

Draggon

The Grammar police just can't leave it alone...
I can just see the thought process...
"Don't want to bump ancient thread....But the grammar...2 major fuck ups...automatic response typing itself..."

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Graffin

My mistake. Apparently we're only supposed to neg the fucker in the thread linked from BOTH but when someone tries to join in on the flamage the forum police jump all over it.

Jackasses.

The guy's still around, Fin said so, so he'll see it.

Draggon

ahh....sorry, did we hurt your feeling?!
SO sorry hunnybun.

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Graffin

YES, my ONE feeling and you hurt it!


Now I must spank you!