schawks9900

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Whats so different about a vegas lap dance than any other kind and what are some of the weirdest/best/funniest experiences you've had getting one. As well as any tips on how to possibly haggle prices and that other kinda shit.

Thanks

skept

'haggle prices' ?

Shit man she aint no piece of furniture that you get a bulk buy discount from... Just dont tip her :D

Bonecrusher

I've been a bouncer in a few different clubs as I moved around and I can tell you Vegas lap dances aren't that different from any other city. the women are a bit better if you hit the right place and being Vegas for the right price you can get just about any kind of dance.

The best lap dances in this country though are in Memphis, Austin, and Atlanta.

Hit a couple clubs there for the best looking women in the country. Full nudity and pretty much any kind of contact you can imagine.

Oh yeah...and don't haggle the price....you try to haggle and you won't get a good dance. Tip the lady in addition to the dance.

Most dances will run 40-100 and you should tip at least $20. The more you tip the better it gets.

503rwhp

I've been to a number of places all across the country, and Vegas is my 2nd favorite after Memphis. The quality varies dramatically, but if you're pinching pennies, go on off hours (like daytime) when the rate structure is different. Don't insult the girls with negotiations...........

hirollcenter

The mouses ear in Knoxville has goodens too...

jimmytchi2000

one of the best i've had was from a club from my home town of Scranton Pa. I was a limo driver so i got into clubs for free. Well one of the girls that was dancing there was a girl i went to High School with. Well the bachalor party that i was driving decided to treat me to a free dance. The dance was just alright...but then she gave me her number and said that she wanted to dance for me in private at her house. Basically anything goes is what happened...and in the end i got laid. Probably one of the best lays i've ever had.

BriCro

:wiggle:

koЯnut

"Ricks" in Seattle Washington is the best I've ever been too hands down.

Juan.©amaney

many crazy stories from the crazy horse too :wiggle: but what happens in vegas....you know.

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Lucky13

Holy shit you're from Scranton? My family owns a valley near Wyalusing and Camptown. You know where those are right? Every one of my moms brothers and sisters and us have a cabin in it and we go there in the summer. It's like our ancestral land, been in the family since the 1600's. Nice to say hi to a fellow Pennsylvanian (even though I've never really lived there).

clt_capt

I can't let this one pass without putting in a vote for the Mons Venus in Tampa. The Tanga in Tampa is a close second. The girls are HAWT, Fully nude and allow quite a bit of touching - I had a friend who worked there - She said that many of the girls tried to make a mess in the front of your pants. All this for a normal lap dance contribution.

Mitchell Bros in SF goes a bit farther than that, but they expect considerable extra tips...

joerockhead

Tijuana!!!

10 bucks and a couple ones! She was fully nude, let me slide a finger in, while she strocked my Cawk!!! And she was like 20 and cute!!! (Saw her before I got drunk!)

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koЯnut

Hate to bump but.....


I took a friend to TJ about 5 years ago to do some drinking and what not. Well we go into this strip club and it's pretty much a dump. Girls aren't half bad at all though. We go up to the stage and the girl up there grabbed and let us grab anywhere and everywhere.

Long story short...my buddy got a blow job from her for 5 bucks. She asked me...I said no fucking way.

mstad

There's two rules in TJ.
1. Don't drink the water.
2. Don't put your dick into anything that does drink the water.