kulotsalot

Remember: Shower can be foreplay!

Hopefully the girl you have in mind is fussy about hygiene, then she'd be as paranoid as you are about not stinking. I imagine it wouldn't be fun to be with a girl who you have to remind to shower.

TheMooninites

Ya I forgot to add the fact she have to be naked but I thought most people would know she have to be naked.

And if you can smell it and she is wearing pants then grab her and throw he in the shower lol.

jeffc574

starting in the shower (or bath) is a great way to get comfortable with each others nekkid bodies. A good cleaning of both of your privates is great foreplay and a key to good oral. They all smell different, but, go ahead and dive in. (who said like beer) you can get used to most of the smells/tastes. Besides, you did want her to do you didn't you?

sakkie

and if you want to impress her, the age old trick is to spell out the alphabet with your tongue. Usually when you get to around V or X she's be done for, else just start again from A

white rabbit

Whatever the case, whether she stinks, or not so much, or smells great, and you still want to show your appreciation by going down on her, my advice is to do this:

Don't inhale through you nose. Inhale using your mouth. It will significantly reduce the amount of smelliness you will smell. =) Just remember NOT to exhale hard in her. She can get severely hurt... forgot what that was called. Just take small breaths in and out through your mouth.

Works for me! =)

2step

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In my teens I had a girl that smelled just horrible. To this day I can't eat shrimp or lobster because of that girl. Like everyone else said hygene is a must. The testing the waters with your finger trick is the best way to tell whether or not you want to eat at the Y. If you don't care about eating shrimp in the future go for it

jugeo

One good shower and some bare moment will definately reduce any strong aroma

Maelindar

Every girl is different, but as everyone has mentioned above, there are any number of ways to improve the situation. One thing that was only lightly covered is that this is something that a lot of women are very concerned about, so if you try it a couple times and are concerned about hygiene, APPROACH THE TOPIC LIGHTLY. If she is new to this too, being told that she smells/tastes bad can put an even worse taste in her mouth and cause her to never be comfortable with it.

giggles

You're telling a virgin to shave a women? Dude, he's going to cut her all up. Let him wait until at least the 2nd or 3rd time.

koЯnut

So I guess you get better at shaving after having sex two or three times??




I hate a stinker. If it doesn't smell clean, then the girl is shit out of luck. I guess it has to do with my incredibly bad gag reflex to rotten smells.

If it does smell, you could always try and cover it in flavored jelly's, or chocolate syrup. That should cover up the smell somewhat.

chandlerb

The main thing is to plan it out. Even if you dont want to get in the shower with her, make sure she has taken one recently. You dont want to dive after she has had a long day at work and no chance to freshen up.

I think everyone else has covered all the basics, every girl is different but Hygene is the key. I would assume you wouldnt date her if she was some scumbag girl who doesnt take care of herself so Im sure it will be fine.

GOOD LUCK

biffb

Kornut had the right idea:

http://www.stagshop.com/gc/gc_item....:Flavoured&Z9=0

This is a Canadian chain...dunno if there's an american equivalent. There are even flavoured oils that warm when blown on...haven't tried them yet...but a couple of guys I know at work swear by this stuff.

karearea

If you can get a chick to wax rather than shave then by all means do it. The difference is so amazing. After about the 3rd time waxing and every hair is gone or very very fine and there is nothing like it. And best thing is that she is comfortable all day long with no itching or chaffing and no razor burn.(otherwise read turn off factor)(Which is why my partner had to stop shaving for a bit). There's a page on www.literotica.com under the 'how to' section called 'Why Not Wax?' I followed the advice on this page to the letter and gave it to my partner to read. I had to pay for it for her but the rewards the next day came back 10 fold.(To sensitive to do much of anything that day, def get them to wear a skirt or wear loose pants on the day...)
Hygeine is a massive part of it so make sure she does clean it. Showers/baths and pools can all reduce the smell/taste considerably...
There's my info...
Have fun.

neonjesusfreak

But for the love of all that doesn't smell rank, don't let her SEE you do thisin any way shape or form. Hence why RickJames makes sure to say hug/cuddle her so your hand is out of view.

And a future warning: If you ever watch that movie with Harrison Ford and Anne Heche (the one where they're on an island or something) with your girl, don't laugh at the scene where he smells his fingers after his hand is in her pants. I did and my girlfriend at the time wouldn't let me get away with not explaining why I thought it was funny.

Of course then came the question "have you ever done that to me ?

"Never sweetheart."