Justin

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excuse the copied email, but its pretty funny.

15 Things to entertain yourself at Wal-Mart while your significant
other
> >is taking their sweet time shopping.......................:
> >
> >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in peoples
> >carts when they aren't looking.
> >
> >2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
> >minute intervals.
> >
> >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
> >the rest rooms.
> >
> >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
> >tone,'Code 3'in housewares . . . and see what happens.
> >(best if timed just right with #2.)
> >
> >5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
> >lay away.
> >
> >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> >you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> >department.
> >
> >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
> >and ask ''Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> >9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror
> >and pick your nose.
> >
> >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
> >clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >
> >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
> >humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
> >
> >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
> >using different size funnels.
> >
> >13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
> >through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
> >
> >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
> >assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
> >again!!!"
> >
> >15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while
> >and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Justin

Thanks to peptofunk for the post. I guess he doesnt realize the concept of logging out of other peoples computers.

shannon

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I like #13

arfurvirus

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Smee chooses to talk to manequins.
;-)

shok

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also get a cart put these things in it:rope,shovel,sleepingbag,ducktape and leave them in a ill. haha