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Old 07-02-2005, 07:25 PM   #1
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"Go forth and multiply"
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"Go forth and multiply"

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
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Old 07-02-2005, 07:31 PM   #2
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
Haha... thats great.
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Old 07-02-2005, 11:52 PM   #3
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
Heard it before... but still worthy!
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Old 07-03-2005, 12:17 AM   #4
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nice one
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:31 AM   #5
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
ha !!! good one
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Old 07-03-2005, 10:22 AM   #6
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
heard it when I was a kid, but still funny
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Old 07-03-2005, 01:19 PM   #7
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
Always a classic. REP!
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:05 AM   #8
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
*chuckles* new to me, and funny to boot!
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:09 AM   #9
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
I smiled.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:37 AM   #10
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
Very funny
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:19 AM   #11
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Re: "Go forth and multiply"
hahah good one
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