Graffin

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In honor of the AFI's bogus top 100 movie quotes of all time list, let's make our own.


"Yo, she bitch, let's go!" -Army of Darkness

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." -From Dusk 'til Dawn

mstad

Another good one out of From Dusk Till Dawn

"Where are we going?"
"Mexico"
"what's in Mexico?"
"Mexicans"

BIGMAN1986

"here's Johnny!"

koЯnut

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? (Tombstone)


Jules Winnfield: Hand me my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules Winnfield: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
(Pulp Fiction)



Dammit, I had so many mre but when I started tyoing my drunk ass forgot all of them. Be back later.

YaMon

OLD SCHOOL:

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.



Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?



Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.



Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

Frank: Cock. Balls.

Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

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mstad

Keyboard problems again eh?

mstad

"Don't forget to kill Phillip" Shawn of the Dead

koЯnut

No....12 pack of Blue Boar problems again.

With a perk.

mstad

mstad

"They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal." Animal House

koЯnut

Brandon Walsh : If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
(Goonies)

zeppy

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun" - Full Metal Jacket

"Lots of people go to college for 7 years, Tommy. They're called 'doctors'. Are you one of those." -Tommy Boy

Bluto smashes guitar into pieces, looks at the guitar's owner and says "Sorry." - Animal House. (its a great quote... hard to explain though

"How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man."
"Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh." -Office Space :happycow:

adrenaline

John McClane: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker."

Graffin

"Knock it off Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" -Napoleon Dynamite

"Harry, you're alive! And you're a terrible shot!" -Dumb and Dumber

"Who's laughing now!?" -Evil Dead II