Spoof1

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:drink: :flash: G/Day,
New on site, so I'd better intro myself. I'm a young old fart of 52, live in the land of OZ, up the top of Queensland, am an ex Vietnam veteran, retired, enjoy great times and humourous people. Married, but bored. (never get enough) Kids grown up and gone, (you little ripper) enjoy my Piss, (booze) drive a 4wd and go bush quite often. Looking for like minded people to have a bit of fun with, this site looked promising. Big question is; any other Aussies on this site and if so, any Sheilas in my area. I'll get around to a photo when I can find one. I'm rather modest and don't have any lying around, most reckon I'm a slice short of a sandwhich, but who cares, though I'm alright to look at I suppose. (haven't broken any mirrors shaving) You're all welcome to say G/day if you want. I'm online most days, tis what boredom does eh! catch ya late. Spoof1

easypie

now post a picture of yourself

Waldo

welcome aboard, at least your not a canadian.

and as far as aussie women. I did mee t a nice blonde the other day, the accent made me want to nut.


well anyhow welcome aboard and enjoy the porn and drama

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both my car and my bike can ride on the rear wheel[s]
"Remember one thing, no matter how pretty she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of HER SHIT"

Spoof1

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Great to be aboard,
How're you blokes? Yeah! Our sheilas are pretty cool! Fun loving and pretty wild. Most are now out of the Victorian age and know what a good phuck is, but I still reckon the Jap women are the best in the sack!! Shit! they know how to please a bloke. I've got two bad ass daughters and they go for what they want, one is in England just now, having a great time, the other still here in Aust. They haven't found any blokes to keep them in line yet, still wild spirits at the age of 28 and I reckon that's great.
I'm gonna be gone a few days, heading down to Mackay 500 ks south to see my son and his clan, they're having a few hassles and need straightening out, then I've gotta see my Psyche on the way back in Townsville. Yeah! Us Vietnam Vets are all couple of feet short of a plank, but who the phuck gives a shit. I'd rather be crazy and have an excuse for my behaviour, than be sane and no excuse, Eh! See ya all when I get back, might even have a photo to post on site. Hurray All!! Spoof

Dingle

man i SO pictured the voice of the croc hunter when i read that





welcome dude!

Justin

Hahaha, thats great. My father is a Vietnam vet as well. He actually spent his 7 days leave in Austrailia during that time. By day 2 he had an Aussie chick in his hotel room for the duration of his leave. Im still waiting for a 1/2 brother or sister walking up to me with an aussie accent looking for his or her American father. She actually gave him a stuffed Koala bear animal (not real) and its sitting right here in my entertainment center. I live in my grandparents house, now deseased where he left it and he told me never to show my mother or bring it to his house or office.