Originally Posted by steel_scimitar

right fellows, the truth and no B.S. I have shot at least 10 feet or whatever the average sized bedroom is. It was very early on in my luuuuurve career, and it was the firsta handjob i'd ever gotten (aaah those were the days when handjobs were the bomb, and i didnt have to stick a cactus up my butt, singing the national anthem, getting my knob sucked off by siamese twin girls to orgasm) anyway i digress.

I shot my load and really i wanted to aim at her lovely round frim young breasts (ARrragrgrghgghgh Breeeaaasstts) and i shot and we couldnt find it. looked on me looked on her the wall the bed everywher???????

we found it the next day on her Suede (sp?) handbag.

btw you aint getting rid of that sort of stain on a suede bag with no amount of vanish.

But the bag was on the other side of the room. must be 10 foot, cos im 6 foot and if i lay on the floor with my feet against the bed, it was about half me again away.

never bettered it, as now i usually shoot in the good old mouth.