Daddys_Girl

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What is with you men??? You bitch like you are the only ones in the war? How do you think we feel. We are screaming mad and don't even really know why. And you act like it is our faults!! Do you think if given the choice we would prefer to be living breathing ads for psychotropics? Then after it is all said and done we cry and realize how stupid we were and KNOW it will happen again. So the next time you bitch about PMS, remember you can walk away from it, but it sticks to us females wherever we go like whitetrash on Velveeta.

Bob4Beer

im sorry

jace319

Funny true story.

My girl had decided to go on the pill. So one Sunday morning, I woke up first as usual and got on her laptop. She sleeps until about 11ish on weekends so I let her sleep. 11 O' clock comes along and I wake her up. She's hungry but can't decide where to eat. I don't have any preference cuz really...I just want food...so I said "wherever you want". "Well where do *you* want to eat?" she says. "Anywhere...how about Warren?". She didn't want Warren. Finally, we decided to go to some place that served burgers and stuff. About half way there, we had to cross a bridge of a highway. Right after we crossed the bridge, she broke into tears crying! Now I swear to God I didn't do anything to provoke her. People are starting to give me the evil eye thinking I did something bad. So I frantically ask, "Oh my god, what's wrong??? Are you OK???" She goes and mutters "Monkey (thats my nickname....yeah I know...shut up =P ), I'm so sad....and I don't know why....*sobs*". She cries all the way to the diner, while she's ordering, and while she's eatting. She stops only at the end....when I get her some ice cream. Lesson here? Ice cream and lots of it solves female hormonal imbalances. =T

Bob4Beer

Yeah, chicks are wierd like that. And i think ice cream is the cure for PMS, cuz all chicks have ice cream in thier freezer when thier pmsing

i3eeker

very true....i've also found that flowers tend to help out too.

Bob4Beer

PradaDiorV

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Jace...that being true makes the story, and lesson so much funnier. If nothing else thanks for the laugh. Girls are Wiewd.

jace319

Yeah...and im still with her
Great.

PradaDiorV

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I could totally see my girlfriend doing something like that. Mood swings are farking crazy.

aquadude

i swear they're out to put a guilt trip on us or something...

Daddys_Girl

now read almost all the posts atop of this one and my rant is proven....stop bitching and just be sweet....we have no control over it anymore than you do.

elfoozo

St. John's Wart. 900 mg's a day.

LurkerOfTheYear

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Smoke weed everyday.

gibby83

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