aquadude

ok, this might get ugly.

first, off, roach, I don't really care if you point me out, because I have nothing to hide at this point. I didn't really want to reaveal my identity at first, because I wanted my words to count more than my appearance.

Why did I pull off those pictures you ask? It's quite simple. I had to make room for videos in the hole. Apparently, you think that I have some ulterior motive of hiding. I'm sure you realize that everything that is posted to the internet already lives forever because of crawlers and caches, so pulling it off wouldn't have much of an effect anyway.

Moreover, you are not being clever by noticing "small things about me." No, anybody with half a brain could pick me out of that picture. You only had to go and state the obvious, and you're expecting some kind of accolade for it? No, get a life.

OK, second thing. You seem to think that wearing speedos is gay. It's not. I don't care what color it is. It could be pink and polka-dotted purple if you wish. The truth of the matter is that chlorine and bleach in the pool naturally takes the color out of the suit, so it turns brown. It isn't even pink as you claim that it is. Now if you feel insecure such that you feel that anyone who wears speedos is gay, fine. Just realize that you insult milions of swimmers around the world with your insecurity.

Closely inspecting and ogling pictures of other guys' cawks in the Guy pics section is gay. Fantasizing about Tom Cruise in different outfits is gay. That is what you do, and you had to endure some heckling and teasing for it. It wasn't confined to me, although I did participate. I PMed you an apology when I realized that you were taking it personally, but you chose not to accept it. To that, I say

Though you claim that it came a few days too late, there are very good reasons for it. I'll say it in a word--finals. That's right. I'm a busy guy, so I can't spend my time weeping for you.

Finally, I would like to point out your oh-so-smug hypocrisy. You stoutly defend homosexuality and its practices in the Edge of the Hole forum. You state that there is nothing wrong with it, stopping just short of praising it. So why is it that you get offended when someone insinuates that you are gay? Don't give me crap about calling you something you are not, because that is not the issue. If someone called me a comedian, I wouldn't take offense at it, even if I'm not a comedian. So it seems that you have some deep seated problems with homosexuality.

Roach, I am tired of your crap. I recommend that you stop.