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Old 05-04-2003, 02:41 AM   #1
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Going to hell?
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One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell."

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey,tequila,Guinness,wine coolers,diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"

The guy is astounded. "Damn that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember ?"

"Wow," the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,blackjack,roulette,poker,slots,whatever. If you go bankrupt, well you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"

The guy says, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean..."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Oooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:36 PM   #2
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hahahaha that was a nice one. poor guys gonne have to watch out now huh? lol
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:30 AM   #3
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whats today?
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:00 AM   #4
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Relax, it's only Monday.

BTW, welcome to hell....
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:30 PM   #6
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rob would dig on thursdays...
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:33 PM   #7
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he and carsten would be lovin fridays too
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:57 PM   #8
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You know, "insecure one," EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD is tinged with your hostility towards Robitch, when really, nobody gives a fuck what you think of him.

On a note that doesn't involve Shannon, IN THE SLIGHTEST, nice joke, dude.:thumbsup:
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:00 PM   #9
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nathan and justin know whats up
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:06 PM   #10
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its monday we r sopposed to drink......
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:46 AM   #11
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can i post a joke?
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:04 AM   #12
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i dont see why not....
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