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05-16-2004, 10:44 PM
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#61
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bitch
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bend, OR
Posts: 2,086/1.24
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Re: Here's your chance
"My friend thinks youre hot, but i think youre gorgeous"
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05-16-2004, 11:36 PM
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#62
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 211/0.13
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Re: Here's your chance
"you've got it don't you?"
-girl- "what?"
"everything I have ever wanted in a girl"
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05-16-2004, 11:37 PM
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#63
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 211/0.13
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Re: Here's your chance
I made that one up in my sleep /\
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05-17-2004, 12:41 AM
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I'm back
Join Date: May 2004
Location: CO/IL
Posts: 1,007/0.60
Threads: 5
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Re: Here's your chance
Do you work at Subway?
"No, why?"
Because you just made me a foot long.
Or, for us average guys: Because you just made me a 6 incher.
Hey, you wanna go back to my place, order a pizza and have sex?
"No."
Why, don't like pizza?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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05-17-2004, 01:06 AM
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Re: Here's your chance
haha
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05-17-2004, 03:12 AM
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bitch
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 1,194/0.71
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Re: Here's your chance
"Hey, wanna f#@k and eat pizza? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"
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05-17-2004, 04:38 AM
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Re: Here's your chance
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Originally Posted by bavanandel
Use these at your own risk!!!
* Hi, I'm hungry, do you have any food at home?
* I hope you do have some food at home 'cause sex always makes me hungry...
* You look like you could use a shower, wanna use mine?
* Hey, tell me about you!
* Normally I don't talk but for you I'll make an exception...
* Can I buy you a drink, or shall we skip that part?
If you need a good slap in the face, some of these might help...
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haha 
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05-17-2004, 10:11 AM
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Re: Here's your chance
hola guapa
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05-18-2004, 12:53 AM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
it's okay.. i'm a doctor
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05-18-2004, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
those pants are becoming of you.. if i was on you i'd be cumming too
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05-18-2004, 12:55 AM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
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05-18-2004, 12:55 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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05-18-2004, 12:56 AM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
My Love for you is like diarrahea ... I can't hold it in
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05-18-2004, 12:56 AM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
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05-18-2004, 12:57 AM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: cali
Posts: 50/0.03
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Re: Here's your chance
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
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