mjgoody

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You can't have a pickup line thread without
"you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night"

"Are those astronaut pants cause you are out of this world"

"As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What?
You: Me!"

"So your garage locked, cause I gotta limo that needs a home."

(Stumble over with your eyes closed) "So um... whatcha wearin"

mandrake1331

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So what about what are some of the best or worst the ladies have ever heard

Alonias

Alright Here Is a Good One.

[Boy] HEY, You want to dance?
[Girl] Like, NO.
[Boy] What did you think I said?
[Girl] I thought you said, Do you want to dance?
[Boy] Ohh no, sorry, I said you look Fat in those pants.

Alonias

I got one more...

"Hey, if I take you out to Dinner and Show, can we have sex?"

Requiem83

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Did you happen to see my... Congressional Medal of Honor anywhere around here? (from the extremely underrated movie "Blast From the Past" starring the talented Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone)...

cshaw84

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did you grow up on a farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

mandrake1331

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Now thats all class

Lurker

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What would you like for breakfast?

wl13

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"thats a nice dress... it would look really nice all piled up at the end of my bed"

Esco

"Hi ... my name is Esco and I saw you across the room and just had to come talk to you. What is your name?"

Saying that with confidence and focusing completely on her(keeping my eyes above her shoulders) always got a nice response.

ainjelsayne

not to be a jackass as i'm sure to piss someone off with this fact, but i've always found that going out alone and just doing my own thing tends to get girls alot more often than trying to impress with lines, usually they see you doing something outside of the norm for where you are (like drawing at a coffeeshop, etc) and come up to you and ask what you're doing, the key is to do something interesting that you enjoy, even if you're bad at it (ie karaoke) those with similar intrests will be drawn to you and hence will be more likely to hit it off with you

UrineLuck

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heh, I used to run a web site with pick-up lines. here are a couple of decent ones.

"Hey babe, I'm Burger King - you're Dairy Queen. You treat me right, I'll do it your way."

"so.... How am I doin'?"

MY FAV - you need a friend for this one... Walk up to a chick, or group of 'em and say "Hi, my friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute."


have a couple good ones as well. too tired to remember

alphamanG

Let's play "Pearl Harbor" I'll be the American's and you can be the Japanese. I'll sit back, and you can blow the hell outta me.

pinpinman

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sure