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05-10-2004, 09:34 PM
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Re: Here's your chance
Um..do you know what NWS is? No? Here, let me show you.
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05-11-2004, 01:08 AM
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Re: Here's your chance
I find pickup lines to be very lame...
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05-11-2004, 01:56 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Here's your chance
wanna play army?
you get down and blow the hell outta me...
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05-11-2004, 11:50 PM
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where is my chance?
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05-12-2004, 12:14 AM
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Re: Here's your chance
i can do cock push ups
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05-12-2004, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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I've never been one for pickup lines, but I love hearing them :D
My favorite...
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Heard this one year on vaction... it worked for the guy.
"If I buy you dinner, are we gonna have sex?" ...She said yes.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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05-12-2004, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Here's your chance
Was your daddy a meat burglar? Cause he stole some mighty fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
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05-12-2004, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Here's your chance
You: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven?
cheezy, but usually doesn't catch a slap
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05-12-2004, 11:42 PM
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"I'm Wil, and I just have to say, you have the most beautiful eyes. What's your name?" Replace eyes with any uncovered part of anatomy, and tailor to suit. Works to get a conversation started, likely won't end up with a welt on your cheek. ... unless you're into that sort of thing? ...
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05-12-2004, 11:47 PM
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You could always try "You are what you eat and in the morning i wanna be you"
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05-12-2004, 11:50 PM
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Re: Here's your chance
or " if i said you had a beutifull body would you hold it against me"
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05-14-2004, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Here's your chance
This one works pretty well for me:
"Wanna F*&k ?"
LOL
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05-14-2004, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Here's your chance
Or there is this one.
"Wanna play hide the salami?"
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05-14-2004, 12:39 AM
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Yeah I had to drive the Ferrari tonight, the Porsche is in the shop....
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05-14-2004, 12:40 AM
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so, do you rent or buy?
rent or buy what?
those wings, you angel!
never would i actually do that.
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