Dingle

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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It's a simple question -- if the moon were made of ribs ... would ya eat it? ...I know I would.

BackdoorJesus

said with your best redneck drawl:

oooooweeeee! You look just like my future ex-wife!

:happycow:

titan123

Dangerous: You know what would look good on you? ME!

bavanandel

Use these at your own risk!!!

* Hi, I'm hungry, do you have any food at home?
* I hope you do have some food at home 'cause sex always makes me hungry...
* You look like you could use a shower, wanna use mine?
* Hey, tell me about you!
* Normally I don't talk but for you I'll make an exception...
* Can I buy you a drink, or shall we skip that part?

If you need a good slap in the face, some of these might help...

idontknow

i really don't have any pick up lines. i normally just go up to a girl and start talking to her, chit chat stuff. avoid any silence while talking to her. then right before she leaves or i do, i ask for her office number. i tell her that i am going to send flowers to her work and call her at XX time. she can either take the flowers and not answer the phone, wasn't her type of guy or, she can answer the phone and we can set up a date later on that day.

either way the lady wins, if she doesn't answer the phone, all her coworkers think she has a man that cares for her and appreciates her. she has that, and if she answers the phone, she wins to buy getting to go out with me to see if something more can happen between us. so either way it is a win win situation for her

Thief

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I don't have any pick up lines but here's something that, if done right, can get things going!
First of all, you have to be talking to a girl with expensive earrings - diamonds work well - you'll see why shortly....
After you've chatted her up for 5 minutes or so, start looking at one of her ears with a puzzled look on your face every once in a while. If she doesn't pick up on it after a couple of tries, and you feel confident in yourself, say this as seriously as you can:
"I see you like to be a little different, and that's cool, but could you tell me why you only wear one earring?"
Normally her hands will go to her ears faster than a cumfiesta pass dies (hehe) and she'll know that you have played a very nasty trick on her. Either she will appreciate it and laugh or (more likely) you'll get a face full of her hand!
I have to say that I've gotten a red face on more than a couple of occassions! LMAO

A fun stunt, but risky indeed....

Indigenous

Me: Do you have any native american in you?

Her (usually): No.

Me: Would you like some?

Works best when said as a joke.

low-pro1

how about " do you want to be my next baby mama?"
girls would this work. hahaha

Mir

Some are really FUNNY

michaeljohn

Want to go halves on a baby?

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michaeljohn

Ok, I posted a couple sleezy ones, but here is one I just used and all the women around that heard me swooned. I was standing in line at Wal-Mart today. The cashier was middle-aged, and average. I had one lady in front of me in the line, and two behind me. The cashier said, "You folks can move to lane 10, it may be faster". I replied. "Why would I want to leave this line, you are too beautiful".

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goopslinger

Awright: Here are a couple of crappy ones that ave worked on the dimmly lit ones.

Walk up to a lady with a drink in yer hand. Dip two fingers in the drink and flick the liquid on her and you then say. " What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

Also, "Shall I call you in the morning for breakfast or just roll over and tap you on the shoulder?" :wiggle:

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blaze

I've lost my telephone number, can I have yours?


Don't really go for chat up lines so to speak, a Hello and then whatever follows seems to be best.