La_LovelyLady

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Marital status? (single, married, divorced etc..)
Divorced--2 daughters ages 7 & 9



Describe your idea of the perfect woman/man.
Tall, blonde..blue eyes (Kinda like my girl DJSAD)



Ever measured the size of your penis? If so (which all men do) tell us the details
I can honestly say, I have never put a measuring device up to my tool. However, I did weigh it one time and it was 20lbs!!! (just kidding)



First time you discoverd masturbation?
I was about 12 I guess, I remember rubbing up against the enamel in the bathtub...lol



When was the first time you had sex with a partner?
15 years old, my girlfriend in highschool.



When was the first time you had an orgasm? (self or with a partner) Self, around the same time I figured out the tub thing...after my first orgasm I thought; wow that's cool..and started getting real interested in girls!!



Ever fake it?
Don't know how it's possible for a guy to fake it, unless he has a squirt gun hidden in his ass crack!!



Have you had a sexual encounter with the same sex? If so, was it planned or something just happend?
Big negative, I am homophobic and have been as long as I can remember. Men are ugly, I just thank God that he blinded women to that fact....:-)



What is the best/craziest sexual experience you've ever had?
I don't know, I've never been real crazy sexually..I'm rather conservative. I did foul up a chance at two girls once when I was in Pittsburgh though (I'm such a moron!!) Well, at least there weren't two disappointed women next to me the next morning...lol



How many partners have you had?
20 And which was the best and why?I have to say with all honesty, the best I've ever had is my current girlfriend. She's at her sexual peak right now (she's 31) and she is not shy about trying new things at all...:-)



Cyber or phone sex...which do you prefer if either?
Neither



Favorite sexual position?
Hit 'em like a doggy baby!!



Rate your sexual abilities on a scale from 1 - 10
I'd give myself a 7.8...lol



Have/Would you ever tell a woman you love her just to have sex with her?
No



Anything you haven't done sexually that you would like to try?
The threesome thing would be nice to try...I deserve one more swing at it before I die!!



If you could have sex with anyone you wanted at this very moment...who would it be?
Anna Kournikova



Most romantic thing you've ever done?
My proposal to my ex wife was pretty romantic...(too bad I wasted it on her dumb ass!!)

DJSAD

:rock: YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN HON!

Jenny

Great interview.

robul

3 some 3 some 3 some!!!