Big Rob

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jacksays to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spendthat kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at eh drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do bout it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urin samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to th drugstore,eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, ad awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softner.
2. Your dog has ringworms. Bathehi with anti-fungal shampoo
3. Your daughter has a cocain habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will
never get better.

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

shannon

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