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Old 06-18-2005, 02:57 AM   #1
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Guys, don't let this happen to you.

So I introduced my best friend to this chick that I had something goin on with back in the day last night, and we all went out tonight. Me being the good friend, offers to DD and stuff. So I took them to a party and they got fucked up and what not, start making out on the way back home. So, I park his car at the end of my driveway and they're still going at it. I left my phone charger in the car, so I went back to get it 30 minutes later. When I get there, I see him leaning out of the car and puking his guts out, the chick is in the backseat. So I just walk back inside with my charger, and he calls a few minutes later. [So how was it? Why'd you get so sick?] "Dude, I went down on her, and it tasted like sweat." [muahahahahahahahha]

He broke a few rules here.
1. He went down first, when he didn't need to. She was already wet, the oral sex just ruined her drive.
2. She didn't return the favor, which should have been discussed beforehand, if he had to break rule 1.
3. He should have checked the status of the field before he went to play. The whole ordeal could have been avoided if he had scouted...

Anyone else got a similar story?
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:05 AM   #2
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Anyone else got a similar story?


Hell Yeah! The very first time I got laid, I thought I was gonna be "Don Juan" and go down on this chic. Boy, was I suprised! My brothers never told me about shit like that. Needless to say, the experience wasn't all that great.
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:09 AM   #3
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the funniest part is that she said it wasnt the first time it had happened.
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:52 AM   #4
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the funniest part is that she said it wasnt the first time it had happened.



Damn! Somebody wash that cooty.
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Old 06-18-2005, 06:16 AM   #5
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moved to vaginarium, now keep it serious folks
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Old 06-18-2005, 09:34 PM   #6
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Guys, don't let this happen to you.

So I introduced my best friend to this chick that I had something goin on with back in the day last night, and we all went out tonight. Me being the good friend, offers to DD and stuff. So I took them to a party and they got fucked up and what not, start making out on the way back home. So, I park his car at the end of my driveway and they're still going at it. I left my phone charger in the car, so I went back to get it 30 minutes later. When I get there, I see him leaning out of the car and puking his guts out, the chick is in the backseat. So I just walk back inside with my charger, and he calls a few minutes later. [So how was it? Why'd you get so sick?] "Dude, I went down on her, and it tasted like sweat." [muahahahahahahahha]

He broke a few rules here.
1. He went down first, when he didn't need to. She was already wet, the oral sex just ruined her drive.
2. She didn't return the favor, which should have been discussed beforehand, if he had to break rule 1.
3. He should have checked the status of the field before he went to play. The whole ordeal could have been avoided if he had scouted...

Anyone else got a similar story?

Ooo too bad for that guy, so your saying he should of made her agree to sucking him off after he ate her out?

Usually it always turns out a girl sucks me before I go down on her in most cases, I dunno how it happens but it always does.

Usually smell is a good indication to a girls taste down there but I guess since he was so plastered he just dove in without a quick sniff.

Well, I have licked a few girls who's taste wasn't to favorable but nothing I puke over.

I think he puked so much because he was plastered or maybe she really tasted that bad.

So after all the puking what happen you didn't finish the story...did he get anything out of her afterward or no. And did they meet up again after that with her hopefully cleaning that pussy mmm good.
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