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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big mega-department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You can start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked.

The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales aday.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, $101,237.64."

The boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his
wife and I said, Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go
fishing."

Big Rob

Q: How can you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Juan.©amaney

lol Bottom of the barrell blonde jokes

Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?
A. White-out (liquid paper) is on the screen.

Q. Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
A. Blonde guys are dumb too.

Don't even get me started on the nigger jokes.

J.C:hang:

shannon

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Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A Golden Retriever

treydogg526tx

Q. What did the one fat girl say to the other?
A. Who cares... they're fat.

Freaky Kiki

that one was mean....

dano9672

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
A: Her ankles.

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A: Redheads and brunettes need something to do on Saturday nights.

Big Rob

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Big Rob

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Juan.©amaney

What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?
A brunnette

shannon

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That one was really good:-D