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Old 02-09-2003, 10:16 AM   #1
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A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the first man.
"We have no money for food," the poor man replied.
"Well, come with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children!" the man said.
"Bring them along," replied the lawyer. "And what about you?" he asked, turning to the other man.
"I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered, with his head hung low.
"Bring them all!" the lawyer ordered. The two families climbed into his limo and stared at him with gratitude.
"Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

"No problem," the lawyer replied. "The grass at my house is almost a foot tall!"
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Old 02-09-2003, 11:33 AM   #2
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i member hearing that one a while back. but i don't remember where...
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:15 PM   #3
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tiffany told us that one babe - speechless...
thats one of tiffany's favorite jokes
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Old 02-09-2003, 05:55 PM   #4
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Edit: You better not edit this one shannon.
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Old 02-09-2003, 06:52 PM   #5
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Alternate ending:

The lawyer takes the families out to eat at a lavish restaurant and follows that up with well-paying jobs for both fathers.
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Old 02-09-2003, 06:57 PM   #6
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...as gardeners at his summer home and mountain vacation home...
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Old 02-09-2003, 07:01 PM   #7
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Bizarre carrot anyone?
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Old 02-09-2003, 07:35 PM   #8
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What is up with all the fucking liberals on this board... Eddie make it stop!
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Old 02-09-2003, 07:46 PM   #9
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I thought you had to be liberal to post here?? :confused2
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Old 02-09-2003, 09:48 PM   #10
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lol was it her who told us that one? i knew i heard it somewhere i dunno
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Old 02-10-2003, 12:18 AM   #11
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well she emailed it to me and you read it here
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Old 02-10-2003, 10:24 AM   #12
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Originally posted by Freaky Kiki on 02-09-2003 at 08:48 PM
lol was it her who told us that one? i knew i heard it somewhere i dunno

:confused2 r u talking about me??? I didn't tell anyone anything... As for being liberal... correct me if i'm wrong... but at least 90% of the mods on this board are conservative cept for pmonkey...
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Old 02-10-2003, 10:24 AM   #13
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Now post more jokes fags!
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Old 02-10-2003, 11:45 AM   #14
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more eloquent commentary from our beloved shannon.
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Old 02-10-2003, 12:03 PM   #15
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"beloved?" I hate her, and I've never met her.
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