Mustangsaly

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I was thinking about doing it. I know I know, "who would want your kid?" will be brought up at least a dozen times. I'm just in it for the money. Anyways, what are all the steps involved? I don't guess it's like blood where you can just walk in and do it.











Mustangsaly

kwyk

You walk in. Fill out some forms. Whack off. Leave.

Who would want your kid?

Juan.©amaney

Never, but I don't think I could unless it was for a family member or something...surrogate father?

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throatyogurt

hahaha, just seeing the title of this thread made me laugh for some reason. eh, guess i'm immature tonight. wait, is that any diff than normal? meh, whatever. hmmm, I think that it would make some woman happy - so why not. not like i was spreading the seed of some crazy disease...

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Bigeme

its a very long and hard process (no pun intended).

It takes over 6 months and you have to be over 6 feet or the reject you automatically. They pay you more if you blonde hair blue eyes, muscular, intelligent, etc.

Obviously have to be drug free, disease free, cant sleep around (i.e. abstinent or 1 partner - I think straight only).

You also have to abstain from any sort of release for like 3 or 4 days prior and produce a certain amount over a certain period of time.

I'm not positive on all of this, but I heard a show on the radio one time a few years back about it. I don't think I'd ever do it. I'll have my bastard children the oldfashioned way.

jcoop

As a college student, I have looked into this.

It's not easy at all. Of course it probably depends on the clinic you go to.

I'd suggest google searching for a sperm donating clinic in your area and looking at the guidelines there

3nigm4tic

I dont think they're quite as strict as bigeme suggested, although it is true that they pay you more based on height, athletisicm, intelligence, etc.

I was thinking of making a few extra bucks doing it, since Im a poor college student

sonrisa10201

well i dont have any sprem to donate... but i was just talking about looking into donating my eggs last week... i think it would be a good idea, u'd be helping someone out who cant concieve children on thier own, and getting paid for it, plus, we have more than enough eggs in our bodys... but i heard its a long process where you have to go back like once a week to get a shot, for a whole month before they will even take them.... i dont know for sure, because i still havent looked into it, but if they paid me enough i would so do it...

CD

So a guy and a girl meet on an elevator one day. She immediately hits the 3rd floor button, and then he reaches over and hits floor 4. Nothing was said that day but sure enough, the next week they both met again at the same elevator.
This time curiosity got the better of them and they started up a conversation.

"Hi, I'm Adam. 3rd floor again?"
"Yes Adam. Oh, I'm Beth. Yeah, I come here every week. The 3rd floor has a doctor's office where I can sell a little plasma from my blood."
"Really, how much do they give you?"
"Well, it's only $20, but since I'm in college that's still nice! Oh, what are you here for?"
"Umm... I actually donate sperm. A friend of mine told me that it pays $100. And... well... here I am again!"
At that moment the door opened on the 3rd floor and Beth steps out after a quick goodbye.
Well the following week they again met at the elevator...
"3rd floor Beth?"
With her mouth still closed, she shakes her head and holds up 4 fingers.

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michaeljohn

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madeuro

Funny

I'm not sure if I'd go for it. It doesn't really matter since I wouldn't meet the requirements anyway. Oh well, I guees I'll have my little bastards the old christian way

BIGMAN1986

I couldn't imagine whacking off in a cup and getting paid for it...just too weird for me

clamsrus

Although most people would be unaware.....one in six couples are infertile...either due to him or her.....surprising??
Years ago I was approached by a lesbian couple (sex workers) who decided they wanted to have a child......and would I provide the goods! Well the easy way was to do it the old fashioned way and maybe that would have been the most practical, but discussing it with my wife we both had reservations, and decided against it. She eventually chose a client and unbeknownst to him he "sired" a fine young boy whom we acted as "god parents" to.
The other tale relates to a GP friend who had a vasectomy, and long after the expected time was still shooting live ones. Well because he knew the staff at the laboratory, he was setting himself up for a whole lot of ribbing from his colleagues, so he asked if he could put my name on the samples. No prob. Anyway I wandered in to get the results and got some sideways looks from the nurses and laboratory women.....then it turned out when I read the results that the ejaculate volume was over 10cc......almost double normal!! So I gave him and his wife a hard time about saving it up for a special occaision....and her not pulling her weight etc.

skept

lol