kwyk

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I don't have one off-hand. Gonna have to think about it. I'm sure there is one back there, hiding in some dank recess of my mind, that I'm trying to block out to save my delicate ego.

PirateOZanzabar

well there was one bad one in the funniest heard during sex thread, and it went something like "well at least you tried"

3nigm4tic

does it count if it wasn't actually during the act?

the most ego-shattering thing in the world....
I was talking to one of my ex-gfs about our sexual experiences (technically, we weren't having sex, but whatever) and she just randomly goes "yeah I faked it a couple times"
boy was THAT humilating, especially since there were a couple other people in the room who overheard it.

Ironically, my last girlfriend said I was the best sexual partner she had ever had... so maybe my ego has recovered a bit

kwyk

practice makes perfect...

3nigm4tic

haha I guess so...

kwyk

Just thought of one, which many of us will probably hear in our lifetimes. A coworker at JCPenny's (christmas time in college) was hot on my tail. Actually was a very forward girl who was so aggressive towards me at work that she embarrassed the shit out of me on several occasions. Anyway, she showed up at my house one night out of the blue unnannounced. My roomies and I had been partying all afternoon, and I'd had plenty to drink, plus all her forwardness probably put me under undo pressure. Net result, just couldn't get it done when the time came. My poor guy was as gimpy as a two-legged dog. She tried to encourage me in many ways, but to no avail. I know she meant well when she said "It happens to everybody once in a while," but the damage was already done. It wouldn't have mattered what she said, I expect. Still, that wasn't one of my brighter moments.

michaeljohn

you don't want to hear this: is it in?

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dscallaway69

wow sorry to hear that but mine is about as bad

I was young but "you already finished?"

kwyk

You should have responded, "No. I just lost interest."

dscallaway69

yeah at the time there is a thousand things going through your mind it is just none of them will come out of your mouth.

PirateOZanzabar

if a girl has to ask "is it in?" i would leave, cuz that prolly means shes just way too loose and you don't knowwhat you will catch from that....

Ryan

an ex girlfriend of mine was waaaay bipolar- one minute she would be happy-go-lucky, and the next minute she'd be a different person, or change her mind completely

anyhow, on more than one occasion, in the middle of sex, she would be really getting into it, then suddenly and without warning yell "ahhhh!!! all I see are screaming babies! I'm not ready to be a mom!!!!!" then turn over, grab her shit, and run to the bathroom.

98% of the time it was the best sex ever, but those 2% of the time... man, I'm glad I'm through with her.

Oh yeah- for the record, she was really hot, too.

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clt_capt

"Are you gonna finish tonight?"

clamsrus

I've posted this before.....but
WE (well obviously I'm) really getting into it when she says.....

"Hey, I just thought of what colour we should paint the living room....what do you think of ****"

... and of course I just shut up shop and wilted, like a lettuce leaf at a smorgasbord, never to resurface