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New twist on finger found in chili
Officials doubt link between Wendy's discovery, leopard attack

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/04/14/w...r.ap/index.html

"Obviously, if we have more of a finger than she lost, you might look at that on face value and say it's probably not the same," Nuyo said Thursday."

and on a lighter note: silly scientists

MIT students pull prank on conference
Computer-generated gibberish submitted, accepted

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/scienc...reut/index.html

"Rooter" features such mind-bending gems as: "the model for our heuristic consists of four independent components: simulated annealing, active networks, flexible modalities, and the study of reinforcement learning" and "We implemented our scatter/gather I/O server in Simula-67, augmented with opportunistically pipelined extensions."