chiaroscuro

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I'm a retard and couldn't figure out how to post a thread so this is coming a little late. But great site though. Very fun.

ButterMup

Welcome to the site, chiaroscuro.

Just FYI, you will be henceforth referred to (by me, at the very least) as "chia", because:
[a] it's a handy truncation of your name,
[b] it makes me laugh to picture green grass coating members of the WR community like human astroturf, and
[c] typing 'chiaroscuro' makes my fingers want to transpose the 'i' and the 'a' every time, without fail, which is just really, really irritating.

Enjoy your stay, chia!
May you grow from a wee little sprout into a budding member of the forums.
:happycow:

chiaroscuro

Hahaha. Sweet. Once my hair fro's big enough, I'll craft it into a dog.

OrdinaryGirl

Welcome.

ButterMup

That would be excellent.

koЯnut

If this is true, should I start typing your name as "Butt", ButterMup??


OMG that was so not as funny as it sounded in my drunk little head. Forgive me.

OrdinaryGirl

I did NOT just spit water all over my monitor! And I didn't laugh at that, I swear!! Heh.

ButterMup

Normally, ButterMup would choke a bitch for having the audacity to say something like that...
But for you, kornelius? Sure. I'll be your Butt.

Er...I mean...you can call me "Butt"...not...y'know...

Juan.©amaney

you guys are butt buddies.

I'm reading the Arizona dude's name as Charro Oscuro, the dark Charro or mexican cowboyish nobleish person type.

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ButterMup

Never miss a beat, do you, Juan?

That's funny, because I had actually typed "I'll be your Butt, buddy", but went back and deleted the "buddy" portion upon realizing that leaving that in was just totally asking for it.
I should've known that it wouldn't be long before you picked up the scent of gay innuendo and found your way to this thread, though...you're like a fucking bloodhound for gay jokes.


P.S. - Thanks to misreading your name for the new guy, I saw him being referred to as "Churro Oscuro".
If there's anything more comical than the mental image of a deep-fried batter tube filled with chocolate cream (he is, after all, the Dark Churro), clad in full Southwestern cowboy regalia and sporting a pencil-thin "mini Mexi moustache", blazing a trail across the wide open expanses on his the back of his trusty steed...well...I can't imagine what it might be.

Thanks for the laugh, but now I'm craving churros. Jerk.

Juan.©amaney

lol you know I find them mighty quick. Funny you should mention churros. We're having a fund raiser for the annual picnic committee and they are selling them today during lunch time. Fugging atkins...

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chiaroscuro

I'm not mexican cowboyish nobelish person type. I'm more of a african american ghettoish shoot you in the eye type person. But we don't need to go into that.

OrdinaryGirl

*eep* Allllllllllrighty then! No more hijacking of YOUR thread!