happycolt

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Alright, this is my first post so go a little easy on me

The past couple of days I have been with a couple different girls, now all of them were great cept for the fact that they gave shitty head!

Now my question is, how do I tell them that they gave bad head, so as to save other guys from such a bad experience?

Thanks

zeppy

Hmm... I've never actually had the balls to do that.

First thing though, do you plan on having them give you head again?

CD

best new thread April 2005! Funny as hell, but on a serious note... "Are you new at this, bitch?"

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zeppy

Or you could say "Umm... you suck at... umm.. sucking..."

"you blow at blowing..."
"you couldnt give good head if your life depended on it"

umm... just be creative; im sure you can think of something.... just be careful in case you want them to do it again sometime. Perhaps, instead of telling them they suck, teach them. :happycow:

happycolt

that's not really my department zepfan

I was just thinking like next time (if there is a next time) just being like "ummm....how about you actually do this good?"

zeppy

I think you misunderstood me. I meant to tell them what you like while they are doing it. If you just lay there and dont say what you want, they will do what they think you want, which, as it seems clear, is not what you like. Perhaps with the last guy she was with, he loved it, so she keeps doing it that way. Maybe she just isnt experienced enough. If you dont at least clue her in on what it is you want, you have no one but yourself to blame for bad head...

:happycow:

skept

Aye tell her what you want.. and ask her to tell you what she wants.. overall better sex :D

thejman

Moan out what you want her to do...no teeth, harder, deeper, tighter, more tongue, etc....make it seem like you're enjoying it no matter what tho

bigjerm82

i usually just turn the TV on if it's too bad. After awhile, they'll get the point. Then I tell em to go make me a sammich

Juan.©amaney

Smack her on the head and tell her, "do it right or knock it off."

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michaeljohn

don't do that when she is sucking or you may lose something precious! otherwise, great advice!

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tkd_guy01

Why not coach her while she's doing it? Nobody is psychic, different girls have different styles. If you don't like the way she does it, you have to tell her what you like. Same thing with guys going down on girls.

3nigm4tic

True, Im gonna have to agree with the coaching style. Make it seem that you're more or less enjoying it but still give advice. Also, you could watch some pr0n beforehand and kinda hint that she could get some tips from the BJ section. Unless she's not in to watching pr0n, which is totally possible. Teeth are the WORST when girls are giving head. argh

Juan.©amaney

Smack them up, not down or accross. I've done this several times. Not violently smacked them, just a gentle tap.

Thing with oral is,you are there to gage reaction and give them what they want. You never go in with a game plan or a trick you learned on some forum or with another girl. The first few seconds should be recon. You go in, find the buttons, sensitivity and reaction. Then you explore while coming back to these buttons and discover more and more. Find at least 3 things she liked and throw them at her randomly. Go back to some caressing the rest of her and keep your hands moving. Don't just go to town on her clit and expect her to nut.

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