HEY YOU!!!, Our records indicate that you have never posted to our site before! Why not make your first post today by saying hello to our community in our new people forums. To access all the good good stuff you need to post, post, and post more.


Support Webrats Forum with your Subscription. Only $5.95 per month!
Adult lounge Access • Private Messaging • GAMES •
Please click here for more details • Please click here to subscribe
Go Back   WR > Banter > Bottom of the Hole
Reload this Page HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
User Name
Password
Register Help Desk Music Uploads Live Cams Arcade Upgrade Account Mark Forums Read
Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 03-22-2005, 01:05 PM   #1
HIJACKER
M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R
 
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Fairfax, VA
Posts: 5,816/3.10
Threads: 165
Gold Member
United States MALE
HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
click on one of our sponsors! OR REMOVE ADS
hi guys wats up nice forum you have hear. I just terned 18 and i have sum questions.

- wat r blu ballz?

- how do i pick up chicks?

- if i sex without condom and pullout, can she still get pregnant?

- anyone know where i can find the paris hilton sex tape?

- raven riley, shes hot yo.. i wanna see more pics of her.

- here's a link for a free ipod.. http://www.stupidsite.com/freeipod/...id=retardednewb



If your reading this, these are the typical questions we ALWAYS get. Please don't ask them, stop being a pest, and ask real things. If you say any of the above, you WILL get flamed, or even BANNED.
___________________________________________
SC-Customs Promo Car, CLICK - http://www.club3g.com/forum/members...rs-eclipse.html
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Sponsored Links
REMOVE ADS
Old 03-22-2005, 01:12 PM   #2
ZeroSKtr56
whore
 
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: U of Iowa
Posts: 850/0.61
Threads: 8
United States MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Hi! I r newB!!1 what r boobies?
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 01:16 PM   #3
HIJACKER
M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R
 
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Fairfax, VA
Posts: 5,816/3.10
Threads: 165
Gold Member
United States MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeroSKtr56
Hi! I r newB!!1 what r boobies?


Damn.. I forgot about that one. I have seen that said about two times already.. no joke. The sad thing is.. they were serious, underage, and got banned.
___________________________________________
SC-Customs Promo Car, CLICK - http://www.club3g.com/forum/members...rs-eclipse.html
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 02:20 PM   #4
schutzenkonig
This is my rifle...
High Score: 189 Champion!
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the US
Posts: 1,630/1.04
Threads: 10
United States MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Stupid noobs...
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 03:30 PM   #5
michaeljohn
Scotlands finest SuperMod
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Glasgow Scotland Heritage: Scotsman; Pict
Posts: 40,137/21.57
Threads: 2825
Scotland MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
then there are the lurkers I am making post whore to get to 50:

http://forums.webrats.com/showpost....&postcount=2261
___________________________________________
The 4th Dynasty begins now!!
1948-54, 1979-1988, 1999-2002, 2008-?


---------------------------
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Sponsored Links
REMOVE ADS
Old 03-22-2005, 03:48 PM   #6
YaMon
Hardcore Pwnographer
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me
Posts: 6,539/4.40
Threads: 1092
Gold Member
Costa Rica MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one


The spelling shit is freakin hilarious.

Seriously though. My family is in the trucking business and years ago I ran the safety department. I'd receive letters (pre-email) for various reasons from drivers, supervisors and dock workers, and you wouldn't believe the lack of spelling and grammar, and a lot of these were from people 25 years to 60 years old!

Obviously the shit above is from a kid. But I've seen similiar from 50 year old men! Doesn't serve as a very good rep for our educational system!
___________________________________________
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 03:52 PM   #7
Wayne Brady
Webhead
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Tobacco Road
Posts: 1,575/1.07
Threads: 76
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hijacker
- wat r blu ballz?



Hijacker replies,"Blu ballz are those things on your chin."
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 05:46 PM   #8
doogie_style
whore
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: US
Posts: 221/0.15
Threads: 5
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Have to say, this kind of stupidity isn't limited to kids... I was at a job before and had someone ask me what the black animal is with a white stripe down it's back, dead on the side of the road.. I don't know about in other countries, but in the US, that's only one thing.. I've also seen adults ask what the bird that looks just like a crow but bigger is... Admittedly, the blue balls questions, etc.. are obviously stupid n00bs..
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-22-2005, 07:26 PM   #9
skept
The Original Aussie.
 
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Aussie
Posts: 4,485/3.28
Threads: 49
Gold Member
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Heh stupid n00bs or just shits whose balls havent dropped yet....
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Sponsored Links
REMOVE ADS
Old 03-22-2005, 10:04 PM   #10
do_what_now?
whore
 
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: East of Houston
Posts: 95/0.07
Threads: 0
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
I have a serious question:
[QUOTE=Hijacker]
- if i sex without condom and pullout, can she still get pregnant?
[QUOTE]
WTF, someone really asked you that?
Last edited by do_what_now? : 03-22-2005 at 10:08 PM. Reason: misquote
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-23-2005, 01:37 AM   #11
vatoloco
whore
 
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: VA! VA!
Posts: 953/0.67
Threads: 17
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
[QUOTE=do_what_now?]I have a serious question:
[QUOTE=Hijacker]
- if i sex without condom and pullout, can she still get pregnant?
Quote:
WTF, someone really asked you that?


I was being serious
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-23-2005, 03:44 AM   #12
VIVIX
Dirty Copper
 
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: What's a penny made of?
Posts: 2,292/1.51
Threads: 56
United States MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Quote:
Originally Posted by vatoloco
I was being serious


You poor poor bastard.
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Old 03-23-2005, 09:31 AM   #13
BadEgg
whore
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 218/0.13
Threads: 0
MALE
Re: HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
Quote:
Originally Posted by finley
then there are the lurkers I am making post whore to get to 50:

http://forums.webrats.com/showpost....&postcount=2261



Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl | quote |
Sponsored Links
REMOVE ADS
Reply

WR > Banter > Bottom of the Hole
Reload this Page HI! I'm NeW aNd I hAvE sOmE QuEsTiOnS!!!111one
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools  Search this Thread 
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes  Rate This Thread 
Linear Mode Linear Mode
Rate This Thread:

Powered by Waldo 12345678910 1213 14 15 Copyright © 2000-2005 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Page generated in 1.56467390 seconds (96.01% PHP - 3.99% MySQL) with 11 queries
206.212.255.30 Message Boards and Forums Directory