Big Rob

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I heard the other week that if a girl eats pineapple or drinks pineapple juice that it sweetens the taste of her, ummm, kittie...

supposedly it works for guys too, sweetening the flavor of their, uhh, discharge.

does anyone know if this works?

anyone willing to experiment and give testimony for or against?

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

shannon

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just thinking about it... pineapple juice is rather bitter... but i know the pina colada flavored lube isn't too bad

ratt_finkel

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pineapple juice>all other juics

BooBookittyFuck

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Hmm... I've heard something like that before, but I can't remember if it was pineapple juice Where is Pepto when I need him....?

I yam Nutz

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it was orange juice.....but hell any citrus ingested before.....umm you know sex......can be tasted.....but i forget if it's 15mins or an hour b4 you start.....but yes it does work

Dingle

cranberry juice would be cool

Big Rob

ok i had to post this cuz i found it on google


SWEET CREAM

My friends and I are having a friendly debate on the taste of cum. I say it can be changed by the foods you eat, but they say I’m crazy—that you can’t alter the taste. Who’s right here?
–Gary Gourmet

Good news Gar,
You are. Just as a meal of particularly pungent foods can transform your BO from studly to stanky, so, too, can they change the flavor of your love juice.

Normally, the taste of semen is reminiscent of lunch-special Chinese soup—sweet and sour. Baby batter (see my previous column, “Recipe for Love”) is made up of a combo of sperm, hormones, and fructose. The last, which helps fuel your little sailors, gives it the sweet taste. The hormones are what impart that bitter bouquet.

Each guy has his own unique combo of ingredients—a base taste, if you will—and diet affects it from there. I spoke to Los Angeles–based urologist Dr. John Kowalczyk to find out the whats and the hows. According to Dr. K, the chemicals and components of food break down in your system and mix (or mess) with your own chemistry. Red meat, for instance, when ingested, contributes to a stronger, more bitter taste. Chemical by-products in infamous asparagus are the culprits that contribute to its signature stench. Other items that contribute to a less than pleasant taste include alcohol, caffeine, spicy foods, and cigarette smoke.

Conversely, it is possible to sweeten your spew. Fruits high in fructose (pineapple, mango, and peaches, to name a few) add to the sugars already in your body, upping the sugary quotient. A healthy diet heavy on fresh vegetables makes your milk milder. So, too, will lots of water, which flushes out toxins throughout your body and dilutes your liquid by-products. A final note: Beer, which is a diuretic, will also flatten your flavor. Finally, a legitimate excuse for your brew binges!


That is from MAXIM ONLINE
http://www.maximonline.com/world_o_sex/ask/archive_your.html

Big Rob

heres for the females


The experts agree, for the best tasting pussy, vegetarians come out ahead. John from SFSI told me that "a vegetarian diet with no saturated fats is the winner. Meats, alcohol, tobacco and drug use all make a pussy taste bitter or acidic. Pineapple and fruits make it sweeter and give it a fresher, zesty flavor. Chocolate and fats make it less fresh." So while chocolate may help your PMS, it's not helping the taste of your juices. But at least it's a good substitute for love.



http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/09/18/taste_woman/print.html

peptofunk

"Other items that contribute to a less than pleasant taste include alcohol, caffeine, spicy foods, and cigarette smoke."


shit. :(

Big Rob

but notice - beer is good...

Dingle

peptofunk

qalainz

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is that tru?

Freaky Kiki

so it saies