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03-05-2005, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Best Quote heard during sex????
Simple post, what's the wierdest/funniest thing you've ever heard or said during sex....?
For me i gotta say it was hearing my g/f say, "it feels like you're hitting my lungs..." i stopped and just started laughing, how about everyone else?
The more bizarre the better
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03-05-2005, 11:24 PM
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
The wife and I were going at it ... and going at it ... and going at it ... nothing was happening, if you know what I mean. I finally said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anybody either?"
~ Mahatma Kane Jeeves
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03-06-2005, 12:49 AM
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Waldo is my bitch!!1
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
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Originally Posted by Mahatma Kane Je
The wife and I were going at it ... and going at it ... and going at it ... nothing was happening, if you know what I mean. I finally said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anybody either?"
~ Mahatma Kane Jeeves
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03-06-2005, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
haha some great quotes. sorry i can't add any for lack of experience.
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03-06-2005, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: New England
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Well...how about "just after sex"?
One woman said to me, "Now isn't that better than jerking off?"
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03-06-2005, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
i am reminded of the movie kingpin, with bill murray and woody harrelson, after sleeping with his old and not so attractive landlady to pay the rent, she is seen sitting on the toilet and says 'something about good sex make me want to take a dump' or something to that effect. i cant remember it has been so long since i have seen that movie
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03-07-2005, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
"Do you mind if my sister joins us?" - Best day ever
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03-07-2005, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: CT
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
"i think you dislocated my shoulder but i dont want you to stop" it was funny because i really did she had to go to the hospital the next day and have it poped back in
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03-07-2005, 08:59 PM
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Bodacious Crustacean
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
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Originally Posted by Mahatma Kane Je
The wife and I were going at it ... and going at it ... and going at it ... nothing was happening, if you know what I mean. I finally said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anybody either?"
~ Mahatma Kane Jeeves
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luv it
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03-07-2005, 09:04 PM
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Bodacious Crustacean
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Had a flat mate who was a bit of goer.......anyhow one night in the heat of passion, just as he was cumming he groaned..."Oooooh Luschmear"
His girlfriend asked all of us who Luschmear was....and finally we had to let her know (because she was hounding him half to death with accusations of infidelity)
that Luschmear was his persian cat!!!
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03-07-2005, 10:29 PM
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Keeper of the Uber Wang
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
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Originally Posted by clamsrus
Had a flat mate who was a bit of goer.......anyhow one night in the heat of passion, just as he was cumming he groaned..."Oooooh Luschmear"
His girlfriend asked all of us who Luschmear was....and finally we had to let her know (because she was hounding him half to death with accusations of infidelity)
that Luschmear was his persian cat!!!
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that was a loud laugh..... damn, i can see the o face and the straining... good stuff
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03-08-2005, 11:57 AM
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whore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mesquite, Texas
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
This is a supposed quote from a buddy of mine. The girl in question is the high school football coach's daughter(very hot). She was on top.
Girl-"I'm sorry."
Friend-"Why?"
Girl-"For coming all over you."
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03-10-2005, 07:42 AM
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whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: grand rapids, mi
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
I heard this from a female friend of mine from college...
her roommate and boyfriend were having sex while she was in the room trying to sleep (they thought she was sleeping). The next thing she heard...
"CUM ON MY FACE NOW!!!!"
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03-10-2005, 05:06 PM
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Psychic MOD
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
her: "aaaaaaaahh, my eye!"
she didn't expect it since most of it ended up at her bellybutton area.
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03-10-2005, 06:51 PM
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whore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Boise, ID
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
A buddy of mine took this drunk chick back to her apartment one night, things got hot, they were doing it and all of a sudden, he hears her say "Fuck me in my shit."
He said, "What?!?"
She yelled out "FUCK ME IN MY SHIT!"
He got off the bed and saw that the sheets were stained in freshly laid poo. He didn't even put his clothes back on and ran out to his car. He couldn't have sex for like 9 months because he was all freaked out about it.
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