jsx730

So me and my GF are all in the heat of the moment and shit, and I start sucking on her ear. She likes that shit. I must have made a funny slurping noise or something, and all I hear is her say "wet sneakers".

I look at her like "WTF?", laugh for a minute, and being the trooper I am, go right back to what I was doing.

I mean...

What the fuck?

Wet sneakers?

Jeero

Last night i said "Shazzam!" when i peaked out.

She bust out laughing and kinda ruined my follow-through :(

cmoney23

The wife and I were going at it ... and going at it ... and going at it ... nothing was happening, if you know what I mean. I finally said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anybody either?"

~ Mahatma Kane Jeeves


that is awesome....

but the best thing i ever heard was in a movie "100 girls" (no its not a porn) but the guy and the girl are going at it and she yells out "sweet lepping jeeeeeesuuuuss"
but what makes that kick ass is about 6mounths later i was haveing sex with my girl friend, and she yelled that same thing..... the best part is, is that she has never seen the movie!!!!

m3m750

"the rope's all wet and there's a toothbrush stuck in my hair"

I'll leave the particular circumstances up to your imagination.

IXxYodaxXI

my roomate who is a lesbian brought a girl home to do some "after hours snacking" if you know what i mean... and i swear to god in the middle of the night i heard her screaming "Baby you ride like a Caddilac"
i nearly pissed myself i laughed so hard.

another from when i was growing up...some friends and I had a party at my grandparents house on the lake back in texas.... realy nice place all done up ranch style.. well in one of the guest rooms was my old water bed... my friend Pat and this girl he hooked up with at the party were goin at it hot and heavy... while i was thinking of a good way to chat up her friend for a little of the same we both heard the girl in the room next to ours with pat ask.."..are you sure i wont get pregnant on a water bed???"

peace

YaMon

My wife was telling me that one of her friends, who I know, had a boyfriend in Newport Beach, and after he blew his load, he would get up and jump up and down and shout "I'm the man!".

I laughed my ass off and asked her if it was a one time deal, and she said "no, he did it all the time".

Once would be . Always is kind of

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kulotsalot

Is that the one where the girl with huge boobs would write cheat notes on her breasts for exams?



I know I've read this story in one of the older threads...

tryst31

OK, it's not right after sex . . . but . . .
Back in college . . . we were drunk, but not too drunk to remember to use a condom. Aren't we responsible!? However, it kind of defeats the purpose if you then both pass out while still . . .connected so to speak. She woke up first, but I was woken up by the scream of agony and "the damn condom is glued in there!" Note to self after that one - apparently loud laughter was NOT the response she was looking for . . .

m3m750

Damn, good catch, I didn't even remember posting about it.

jsx730

UPDATE!

The next day after we read this thread, we're going at it after work, right in the middle of things, and my GF says "FUCK ME HARDER, WINNIE!".

Jeez, girls.