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04-12-2005, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
well me and my g/f were at a hotel going at i just blew my load in her and before we could even get up right outside our hotel room door we hear a baby crying we both just look at each and i said that was fast we both laughed
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04-13-2005, 03:51 PM
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
"Baaaaaaaaaaaa....."
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04-13-2005, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: University Of Florida
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
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how does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
[scottish accent]ach very satisfying[/scottish accent]
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04-14-2005, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SAN ANTONIO
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
i was doing my g/f in high school and she was about to orgasm when she " do me harder winnie" she used to say i was her winnie the pooh . Needly to say i fell off of her and hit the floor rolling.
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04-15-2005, 01:31 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Originally Posted by sonrisa10201
none of my own, or that i have heard come to mind. but we were all hanging out drinking at a friends house about a year and a half ago, and my friend and her bf go into the bedroom... no big deal... they come out a while later, and she sits down next to me, and tries to whisper to me "dont try butt sex, it feels like you are shitting the whole time" but being as drunk as she was, it wasnt quiet at all, she pretty much yelled it for everyone to hear... it was hilarious.
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ha ha ha ha ha! but to me shitting has always felt good, i just like to take a nice healthy dump and it makes me feel so much better about the day 
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04-15-2005, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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ha ha ha ha ha! but to me shitting has always felt good, i just like to take a nice healthy dump and it makes me feel so much better about the day 
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looks like we need to introduce you to Juan and Jimi! 
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04-15-2005, 02:27 AM
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04-15-2005, 02:28 AM
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bored out of my mind.....
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
i never new that about myself..... 
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04-15-2005, 02:32 AM
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bored out of my mind.....
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04-15-2005, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Iraq
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
The best quote that I have ever heard came from "Fight Club" Where the gal says" I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
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08-14-2005, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: melbourne vic
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Originally Posted by Mahatma Kane Je
The wife and I were going at it ... and going at it ... and going at it ... nothing was happening, if you know what I mean. I finally said, "What's the matter, can't you think of anybody either?"
~ Mahatma Kane Jeeves
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08-14-2005, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Wilkes-Barre
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
A few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were going at it and just as she was cumming she started yelling "you're the best" over and over again. Nothing funny about it, but it was a very nice ego boost...
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08-14-2005, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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first post? lol, moving to BOTH.
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08-14-2005, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NY
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
a story that i love telling happened to my buddy in HS probly liek sophomore year, it was his first blowjob if i do so recall, we were all at a party, and for a while i coudlnt find where my friend went, wasnt really that big a deal i figure hes fine, play some bee rpong and what not then hour or so later i see him again, we get to talkin and he says he went of with jessica
now jessica was a SR in hs who was shitfaced and they went to a room in this girls house and started makin out and all that awesome HS shit. so he goes in to detail about what was happenin, but when it came down to it she started givin him head, shes goin at it and hes lovin it, ya know 5 minutes to half hour who knows, but he starts feelin ready to burst, not sure wheteher to infrom her, or just kind of let it happen, but the more he debates what to say the quicker the moment arises so suddenly right before he blows his load he tilts his head back and in a silly voice says "it's about that time"
i love this story, doesnt translate too well over internet but an amazing amazing story
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08-14-2005, 08:52 PM
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whore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Texas
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
"boom goes the dynomite"..........he told me that and i was like uughhhhh yea... 
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