Remy

After a morning session, with the tv on, she says, "Ah sex and Sportscenter, a perfect morning."

PirateOZanzabar

ha ha ha, god these quotes are awsome! i just kinda wish i had my own to add to the collection.

katchkillah

this is what happens when you are an alcoholic
1. i was so drunk, i was trying to finger this girl and i hear "what are you doing, that's my ass." she got up and put her clothes on.....
2. also when i was totally ripped but i still remembered, i was trying to slide my dick and it wouldn't go in. i feel my dick crap it went limp. i grab my dick rub her pussy with it and i'm hard again go to put in, can't get it in. feel it again. shit i'm limp again. and then she say's as she grabs my dick "is it always this small."

see what alcohol can do...

3nigm4tic

i belive the technical term is

wingshot

in college I was hooking up with a chick moving along nicely almost with my hand down her pants when she stops me and says " I am on my period but that's not the only place I like to get fucked" after I regained my composure we had some serious fun. My ra even gave me a high five the next morning

mesohorney

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I was banging my ex and she farted I started laughing and she says "you pushed it out of me."

PirateOZanzabar

wow.... lucky man, lucky man..... i hope for your sake she didn't start bleeding all over your bed. woulda been one hell of a mess to clean up.

sonrisa10201

none of my own, or that i have heard come to mind. but we were all hanging out drinking at a friends house about a year and a half ago, and my friend and her bf go into the bedroom... no big deal... they come out a while later, and she sits down next to me, and tries to whisper to me "dont try butt sex, it feels like you are shitting the whole time" but being as drunk as she was, it wasnt quiet at all, she pretty much yelled it for everyone to hear... it was hilarious.

Jimi

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sonrisa10201

thanks :wiggle:

mstad

I had a girl have an athsma attack on me once.
She was moaning and then all of the sudden she got quiet. I kept going until I heard her say very quietly "I can't breathe".
Not many people can say they allmost fucked someone to death.

mstad

A more recent one. Last week, I hooked up with some random at a bar. We go to her friends house and make use of the bedroom. After we're done, as she's walking out the front door to go home I hear her say this
"I'll bet my husband's wondering where I'm at."

3nigm4tic

next thing you hear the husband banging on the door... "my wife seems to have had some lessons, you know anything about that?"

zeppy