kulotsalot

Yeah, because we *always* shove popsicles down our throat.

Juster

lol some of these are great i gotta start saying weird shit while having sex on purpose be like... "i like capt crunch" and see what she says back

biggpimpin

one time after smokin' the sausage, chic said" guuuurgle guuurgle blaaah blaaaah" i said ,"what?" she replied,"guurgle guurgle blaah blaah!!" i still said ,"what??!!"...........she swallows and said," DO I HAVE TO SWALLOW IT??!!!!!"

harold1950

A girl I had seen for years as a fuck buddy tried out new things with me. She had attempted deep throat (couldn't do it. she threw up on my crotch) wanted to try backdoor. So we did, for about fifteen minutes. She really liked it (It made my legs turn to water there at the end) but then I can hear the sounds as she went to the john, then I hear her say, "Well, I always wondered what they meant when they said 'blow it out your ass'. Now I know"

It was good I was through because I would have lost it anyway.

Gabriel

Haha, classic :P

Kuxer

"Whats Ur Name?"

JFWINDSOR

no no.... i think there are many people who dont like that!

early on in my sexual life the first time me an my g/f (at the time) went with each other (we had both been had sex before) i slid into her an she kinda went "owwwwwwwch.....ohhhhh" an went from moaning to well.... moaning...

YaMon

I had this one girlfriend. I was 21 and she was 18 and totally into sex. One night after clubbing with my roomate, Dave, and his girlfriend, we returned to our house, hit our seperate rooms and my girlfriend and I immediately go at it. In the middle of it, I could hear my roomate and his girlfriend boning in his room down the hall. Figuring he could hear the same, I start yelling "Dave, oh dave, oh yeah that feels good". Next thing you could hear down the hall was my roomate laughing and telling me to shut the fuck up. Both his and my girlfriend thought it was pretty funny.

Best thing that one particular girlfriend said to me. After swallowing my load, I asked her if she really liked doing that? Her response; "it's better than having to clean it all up."

Every girlfriend I had after her, that DIDN'T swallow, I repeated that response.

I never got any converts with it.

Guess they're the cleaning up types.

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rbizzle

Me & the wife were down in LA one year. The wife & I are laying in bed when we hear moaning in the next room. Well the girl was pretty load and we could hear evertything she was saying. So I told the wife that it was someone watching porn. Well to make a long story short. It wasn't the TV it was a real couple going at it. The reason I remember this story was the what they were saying to each other.

Her: Is my pussy tight?
Him: It's so tight it's tearing my dick off!

Needless to say we laughed our ass off.

YaMon

That reminds me of my wife and I in Costa Rica.
We had this cabin with paper thin walls in the middle of the rainforest. It's afternoon, we're relaxing in the bed, when all the sudden we hear voices come into the adjoined cabin next door. Muffled (but loud) exchange of words. Then moans, then "oh yeahs and oh baby's". Bed is banging voices going then "ah ah, oh yeah" and silence.

A week later, on the west coast of Costa Rica, hundreds of miles from the rainforest cabins in Playa Tamarindo, my wife and I roll into a sweet all inclusive hotel. Swim on up to the pool bar and start drinking. I start talking to this weird little skinny dude about this and that. He points over to his wife, who was pretty robust and nasty. For some reason I'm talking to this guy and his wife for like 45 minutes. We talk about how long we've been in Costa Rica, where we've been. Then halfway into them describing the rainforest, I realized that I was talking to the couple that was fucking in the adjoined cabin a whole week ago.

I was kind of sickened. I mean, when you hear strangers' voices in another room getting their wild fuck on. I guess I assumed it was two attractive people like a porno or something. WRONG!!!

I guess completely unattractive weird ass people fuck too! My wife almost died laughing. She was putting the puzzle together the same way I was.

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jtmonkey666

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The best thing I ever heard while having sex was a girl said to me "I need a break, I don't think I can cum anymore tonight." I gave her a few minutes to recover and then proved her wrong.

noob

"Ohhhh soo bad. I'm going to hell. Oh Fuck! OH Fuck you Jesus!"

I don't know if she was saying "fuck you" and then "Jesus" or "fuck you Jesus" but I started to laugh. I had my finger in her ass while fucking the shit out of her wearing a clit stimulator cockring while slobbering all over her tits. It was wild.

portis

I was with this particular girl for the first time, and I'm trying to be all smooth and shit. When I go to put it in, I slip (new sheets and a few beers in me), and just ram it home. I freak out for a second until she looks at me and says "Oh, so you know how I like it" Ding-Ding-Ding....Game On! That was one of those fun nights.

wildgoat

back in high school one of my buddies took a real slutty girl upstairs at a party. being 16, the rest of us had to sneak up outside the door and listen in. we hear her say "dont you dare pull out of me" and start laughing our asses off.