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Old 03-11-2005, 01:59 AM   #16
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????



Heard another good one the other night,

g/f
"don't get it on my glasses"

me
"lol"
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:14 AM   #17
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
"we need a padded bedhead"
Apparently her head had bee smacking inot the timber beadhead for like 5 minutes!
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:56 AM   #18
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitehype
Heard another good one the other night,

g/f
"don't get it on my glasses"

me
"lol"



PLEASE tell me you actually said "lol."
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:33 PM   #19
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
ok here is one from my past (contains drug references not for the lame at heart)

I was on mushrooms and was going down on my g/f. While i was doing it I was having the best time ever and had to come up with an analogy for it.

"this is more fun than riding a rollercoaster" and i hate rollercoasters, so i started laughing my ass off.

I had lots of explaining to do
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:54 PM   #20
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Quote:
Originally Posted by slumpbuster
A buddy of mine took this drunk chick back to her apartment one night, things got hot, they were doing it and all of a sudden, he hears her say "Fuck me in my shit."

He said, "What?!?"

She yelled out "FUCK ME IN MY SHIT!"

He got off the bed and saw that the sheets were stained in freshly laid poo. He didn't even put his clothes back on and ran out to his car. He couldn't have sex for like 9 months because he was all freaked out about it.


That's sick. I have a semi-related best quote. I shot my load in this one girl's ass, and afterwards she said in this sexy porno-like voice, "you want to watch me shit it out?" I looked at her like "what the fuck?" Guess she realized not everyone is into watching a woman defecate. Or maybe everyone is and it's just me.
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:01 PM   #21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nikkipornoface
PLEASE tell me you actually said "lol."



Of course... don't you speak in computer abbrev. too?
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Old 03-13-2005, 03:56 AM   #22
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Oh my gawd I laughed so hard at a couple of these. I don't have any memorable ones to share sadly. Keep 'em coming! (pun intended) These are classic.
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Old 03-16-2005, 04:36 PM   #23
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
that would be me yelling "Oh Bob!". Problem was her name was Kristy.
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:01 PM   #24
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:25 PM   #25
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
The first time I ever had sex, the post coital talk was interesting, I remember saying, and my ex continued to remind me of this, that "i finally understand why all the guys go clubbing to pick up chicks to get laid."

My all time favorite though is hearing any girl say "Oh shit, Oh Shit!!!!" just as they are coming, for some reason i almost laugh everytime. Maybe I'm just weird.
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Old 03-17-2005, 01:01 AM   #26
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadEgg
that would be me yelling "Oh Bob!". Problem was her name was Kristy.


That's pretty damn hilarious.
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Old 03-18-2005, 12:47 AM   #27
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
My now ex-girlfriend was giving me head and i came in her mouth...she started to gag. I said " what’s wrong, are you ok?" her reply, almost choking " Its not so much the quantity as the texture" and then vomits, I'm still not the same.....
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Old 03-18-2005, 05:32 PM   #28
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
my gf's the same with that texture shit she doesnt mind the taste but she cant keep it in her mouth for some reason, but it doesnt bother me it just means its gone faster :P
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Old 03-18-2005, 10:42 PM   #29
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
The Ex and I were having a little oral session, the next day she thought she was getting sick so she went to the Doc. After examining her he gave his evaluation and told her she had a bruise in the back of her throat and that would explain why it is sore. She replied back "It must have been that popsicle I had yesterday". Yeah! that was cool!
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Old 03-19-2005, 01:15 AM   #30
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Re: Best Quote heard during sex????
I was having sex with this one girl on my couch, and right in the middle of it she said "Can't you feel our Souls Bonding?"
I reply "Shut up!"

needless to say, I did not get to finish.
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