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03-03-2005, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pennsylvania
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Whiskey Dick...
Ladies have u ever been with a guy after a party or he's been drinking and he has whiskey dick(can't get off to save his life and starts goin limp)?? What do you think about this if you have?
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03-03-2005, 06:50 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
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Originally Posted by Phobos
Ladies have u ever been with a guy after a party or he's been drinking and he has whiskey dick(can't get off to save his life and starts goin limp)?? What do you think about this if you have?
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lol fake it! Just two more thursts, pretend u pull out or are collecting it in the condom, sigh, roll over and go to bed. Make up for it in the morning. 
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03-03-2005, 06:53 PM
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Dirty Copper
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: What's a penny made of?
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
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Originally Posted by juan.camaney
lol fake it! Just two more thursts, pretend u pull out or are collecting it in the condom, sigh, roll over and go to bed. Make up for it in the morning. 
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You are the wisest man in the world. No joking.
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03-03-2005, 10:49 PM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
haha...fake it..can't say ive ever done that but ill remember it for next time...
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03-04-2005, 02:02 AM
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whore
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sin City
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
I guess it's only fair to play the same game.
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03-04-2005, 09:12 AM
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whore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mesquite, Texas
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
I faked it once. Couldn't believe it worked. I had a condom on, so that helped.
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03-04-2005, 10:47 AM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
I've faked it numerous times. When I grew bored of the girl cuz she just sucked, when I was too drunk/high/stoned, when I had stuff on my mind...etc. I actually got pretty good at it.
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03-04-2005, 11:48 AM
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whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: CT
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
If you're hard and faking it, it's possible (and not the worst idea, if she's bad), but if you truly have "whiskey dick" and you can't get it past, say, half way... don't try to fake it, most girls can tell that you're not hard.
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03-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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whore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: WA
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
lol, thought i was the about the only guy to have ever faked it... gotta do whatcha gotta do, right?
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03-04-2005, 03:54 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
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Originally Posted by c_lyn
If you're hard and faking it, it's possible (and not the worst idea, if she's bad), but if you truly have "whiskey dick" and you can't get it past, say, half way... don't try to fake it, most girls can tell that you're not hard.
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lol i don't go soft...evar.
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03-05-2005, 01:17 PM
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whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: CT
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
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Originally Posted by juan.camaney
lol i don't go soft...evar.
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haha... you should probably have that looked at 
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03-05-2005, 03:20 PM
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Postwhore??
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Grove, Minnesota
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
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Originally Posted by c_lyn
haha... you should probably have that looked at 
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good joke
aren't you supposed to call a doctor after 4 hours?
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03-06-2005, 08:30 AM
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Resident Zombie slayer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the shadows. *stealth*
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
back in the day..
at a party once I was lucky enough to be paired off with a pretty cute chick., and oh yes was I hot for her. Only then did I realize the mistake of drinking so much before hand. I couldnt perform. I was kinda devestated.. however... I made up for it as I didnt want her night wasted. I ate her pussy like a champ. I pretty much figured Id be the joke of school once it got out that I wasnt able to get it up for her.. but much to my surprise she told the better side of the story.. and all the girlies smiled at me a bit more.. ahhh the mammories.. er.. memories..
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03-06-2005, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: CenCal
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
my best friend told me it happened to him at the most inopportune time. the girl thinks its all her fault despite what he told her about drinking too much. she hates him and won't return his calls. i just laugh at him cause the whole situation's funny.
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03-06-2005, 09:34 AM
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whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Minnesota
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Re: Whiskey Dick...
It happened twice. I did get it up enough start and perform but was too drunk to finish. Luckily for me both times the girls had a few drinks too and didn't notice or just didn't say anything. If I recall I lasted a little longer than normal anyway, maybe there is a plus side to this after all.
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