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go through and click on the animals, see what they say about athiests and science. tell me whay you all think of it.
I'll start. I am personally offended by it and it takes a lot to offend me. I dont have any youngins but if I did that is the kind of crap I wouldnt want them looking at....that and animal porn. I would want my offspring to respect others values and to be enlightened by science. Am I a weirdo...is there something wrong with me?

Wayne Brady

AAAAARGH! I had the volume turned up and that damn lamb scared the shit outta me

Indigenous

Wow, that's extreme to the point where I wonder if it's a parody. It reminded me of this page.

Then again, I've known people who's beliefs were very similar. One of my childhood friends was grounded for a month afer going to see Jurassic Park with me. I knew another kid whose parents wouldn't let him hang around with me, because of my skin color. Literally. They believed that the copper skin tone of native americans came from God marking them as sinners.

Juan.©amaney

Then why are whit peeps always looking to get a tan?

That page was a little extreme, even for me.

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Juana!

I need to show this one to my husband to explaoin why i need to sin more often !!

extremes are just plain dangerous...

thepipebomb

That website was either a farce or, more likely, made by the worst kind of Christians. I’m a Christian, but I was taught tolerance and acceptance. Bashing other religions is certainly not the way to go. Jesus was a Jew for crying out loud! However it was good for a laugh.

zzyzzgy

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew?

kulotsalot

these people are off their rockers. save the world? they don't have to do that, supposedly JC already died for all of us. this is what i don't like about some religions, they think everyone else is evil and needs to be saved etc. my kid(s) will be raised with tolerance and acceptance in their hearts and minds.

CD

Thats pretty scary. I hope that is a farce cause otherwise that is a danger to children in my opinion...

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psychobilly

Wow.... I feel bad for them kids. Things like that are unfortunate. That site was for real but this one is a joke...its kinda funny but I definatly wouldnt want my kids finding it..hehe

dont let the kiddies see this one...

Waffle

that site has been around for a while, i always assumed it was a joke. is it actually for real?

ButterMup

There just aren't words to express how totally confused I am right now.
Mind you, that's never stopped me from trying.

Though my sensibilities say "No, please, no!", there's always the possiblity that this site actually is 100% serious.
I've certainly seen hardcore fundamentalists do some seriously insane things to try and make religion more appealing to the children in their herds. For example, I spent a couple of years attending a generic "Christian" "House of Worship" (this is post-Catholicism, and pre-CouldCareLess, for those keeping score at home) in my mid-teen years, at the demand of my addled, backwoods Stepfather.
One of the things this gaggle of holy rollers employed to make The Almighty a little more kid-friendly in their Sunday School endeavors involved a brief "recess" time midway through the morning, wherein the children were encouraged to run amok outside, blow off some nervous energy and got to have a little fun shooting each other with waterguns shaped like the Crucified Son of God!
I'm dead serious.
The "handle" was one arm of the cross, a little plug pulled out in back to allow refilling, and the stream of water (the use of priorly consecrated Holy Water was, oddly enough, not mandatory) came flying out of the top of Jesus' head.
To this day, I do NOT know where the fuck they got something like that.
There really is a market for everything.

Anyway, my point is that this site really could be serious, because concerning the relationship between Jesus and The Kids, nothing is too heavy-handed, nor too surreal.
If that's the case, and that site is the real deal, then I weep not only for the children who are exposed to this sort of thing, and who will unfortunately grow up confusing snide religious bigotry with normalcy, but also for their parents.
Children are unaware and impressionable, and often make poorly-informed judgements.
Adults just have no goddamn excuse.

(On another note: did anyone notice that if you mouseover "Lambuel" six or seven times, his Poltergeist-esque headspinning gives way to a sickly expression and an exclamation of, "I'm getting dizzy!"? I tried spinning him several dozen more times to see if perhaps Lambuel could be prompted to upchuck some holy sacrament all over himslef, but alas...no such luck. Come on, Peggy Miller. Why run only half the race?)

quickshift69

Those things are kinda creepy if you ask me

AmorMiHombre

The hugest thing that makes me believe this is a hoax is the "PASTORS CORNER" which includes a thing on how they have started a segment called "JIGGY4JESUS" to lure in hip hoppers....The lyrics include "BABY GOT BAPTISM"...any religious site hip enough to include a Sir-Mix-a-Lot reference is in no way real. http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html

Mothers (praise!), fathers (praise!)
"Suffer them to come to Me" (hallelujah!)
But sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle don't do a thang
Baby got baptism

Now remember it as:
"So, fellas (yeah!) Fellas (yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell Yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!