Big Rob

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Lauren9791: sure
the love monkee: ok but you have to put a rubber on your leg first
Lauren9791: why
the love monkee: so i dont get any ltd's
Lauren9791: ltd?
Lauren9791: so you are saying i am dirty
the love monkee: leg-transferred diseases
the love monkee: i dunno
the love monkee: if you are or arent
Lauren9791: well since i am dirty ill block you
the love monkee: ok
the love monkee: bye
Lauren9791: thx for the insult
the love monkee: -=o)
the love monkee: are your legs nice and hairy?
the love monkee: me likes hairy legs
Lauren9791 signed off at 5:20:07 PM.

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

Big Rob

NathanM1980: maybe
the love monkee: is your leg nice and clean?
NathanM1980: yea but a little hairy :-)
the love monkee: me a monkee
the love monkee: me hairy too
NathanM1980: 8-)
the love monkee: me like to take shit on legs before i hump them
the love monkee: is that ok with you?
NathanM1980: ehh no thanks
the love monkee: me can throw shit too
the love monkee: in your mouf if you open wide
NathanM1980: my mouf is shut
the love monkee: can you shit on mee face
the love monkee: while i hump your legs?
NathanM1980: might be able to arange that
the love monkee: me likes to hump drunk bastards while they sleep
NathanM1980: lemme get ahold of Robul

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

Big Rob

PS the first IM said "can the love monkee hump your leg?"

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

arfurvirus

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/me thinking of taking this to anotherlevel... AIMing people I don't know....
mwahahhahah

photofish

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Thats funny

Big Rob

the love monkee: Shut up, before I shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be shitting shoe-shaped turds for a month.
benjis vixen: that sounds cool
the love monkee: Quit with the reality-altering drugs before what's left of your brain turns to mush and starts oozing out of your nostrils and drips onto your keyboard, you gone-to-Disneyland-in-the-head-and-never-coming-back untreatable mental patient.
benjis vixen: i wanna go to disneyland, yaaaaaaaaaay for space mountain

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

Big Rob

and one more

the love monkee: Quit with the reality-altering drugs before what's left of your brain turns to mush and starts oozing out of your nostrils and drips onto your keyboard, you gone-to-Disneyland-in-the-head-and-never-coming-back untreatable mental patient.
MotherFrndlyPIMP: ok
MotherFrndlyPIMP: ur fuckin queer
the love monkee: your mother is queer
MotherFrndlyPIMP: n
MotherFrndlyPIMP: kool
the love monkee: your mother told me she like to put charcoal in her ass and light her farts
MotherFrndlyPIMP: thats fiuckin kool
MotherFrndlyPIMP: ur mom tlod me she choped ur dick off and at it with some relesh
the love monkee: mee hump your leg now
MotherFrndlyPIMP: fuck u
the love monkee: get the mayonaise
MotherFrndlyPIMP: wtf
MotherFrndlyPIMP: are u 5
MotherFrndlyPIMP: i think u r
MotherFrndlyPIMP: u admn queer
the love monkee: me not adam
Previous message was not received by MotherFrndlyPIMP because of error: User MotherFrndlyPIMP is not available.

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

Justin

That was you?

Dingle

:coolugh:

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It's a simple question -- if the moon were made of ribs ... would ya eat it? ...I know I would.

Big Rob

Robul: no i cant load your car
Robul: card
Robul: its getting hashed
Justin012: damnit
Robul: i was watching porno and she has a penis in her hand and its froze
Justin012: hahaha
Robul: mail me some porn too
Justin012: ill ship ya some tapes
Robul: and some condoms
Justin012: if i get them back and you do my card
Robul: porno started back up again
Justin012: go to walgreens lazy ass
Robul: and some ben n jerry's
Justin012: ehhh
Robul: and a green bannana
Justin012: ok
Robul: fucking rob
Justin012: ??
Robul: he is iming you from my name
Robul: on the other aol
Justin012: no shit
Justin012: hehe
Robul: yes
Robul: what is he saying
Justin012: new feature i noticed keeps 2 aol ims going
Robul: yep

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

fbgorb

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franklinbgorb (8:58:58 PM): dayam brutha - you still on all this time???
Arfurvirus (8:59:40 PM): just went back on...off for 15min. drunk and about to go out drinkin...
franklinbgorb (9:00:02 PM): nice - how'd dogbomb work out fer ya
Arfurvirus (9:00:52 PM): Trey just posted some great shit on webrats under Serious post: nice thread.... he thought of smee...LMAO
Read it and see... goddamn microdot... even AKASHA got into it...
franklinbgorb (9:01:16 PM): fuckin great - sorry I missed, but.....
Arfurvirus (9:01:41 PM): no prob how are you and da mrs?
franklinbgorb (9:01:55 PM): she is really sick - damn flu. Made the night not too fun
franklinbgorb (9:02:15 PM): I just got back from dinner - dropped her off 45 min ago
Arfurvirus (9:02:40 PM): resend what you said the time before last
Arfurvirus (9:03:08 PM): I gotta nasty habit of closing the aim window...
franklinbgorb (9:03:12 PM): she is really sick - damn flu, mad the night not too fun
Arfurvirus (9:03:46 PM): ugh. Not cool. Poor wifey. Just train her right, go out drinking without her.
franklinbgorb (9:04:14 PM): done that before - lived w/ her for 3.5 years!!
franklinbgorb (9:04:24 PM): gonna ski tomorrow - should be great
Arfurvirus (9:04:41 PM): HUZZAH! is she gonna go?
franklinbgorb (9:05:14 PM): fuck yeah - big ole bunch of us. Up at 6:30 - out the door by 7:30 drunk by 3
Arfurvirus (9:05:54 PM): watch out for wells around pine trees...
[q}good way to collect life insurance on a hubby[/q]
franklinbgorb (9:06:20 PM): love skiin the trees - mine favs
franklinbgorb (9:06:29 PM): like cliffs best
franklinbgorb (9:06:34 PM): huckin and shit
Arfurvirus (9:07:01 PM): you adrenaline junkie.
KILLA IDEA!!!
Helmet cam. Ghostrider style!
Arfurvirus (9:07:25 PM): $$$$ to be made
franklinbgorb (9:07:42 PM): fuckin great - gonna make a film on skiing this year - jtripper style but better., mix it with some dope tunes
Arfurvirus (9:08:14 PM): Yup, be crazy guy. Sell it on DVD!
Arfurvirus (9:08:22 PM): HUZZAH
franklinbgorb (9:08:43 PM): woman just woke up - really sick , can't sleep
franklinbgorb (9:08:46 PM): blames me
Arfurvirus (9:09:14 PM): ugh. Poor lil wifey, make her some tea or soup... that or get outta the house.
franklinbgorb (9:09:38 PM): outta the pad sounds best - rofl
Arfurvirus (9:10:09 PM): sorry I closed it again.
DOH!
franklinbgorb (9:10:20 PM): outta the house sounds best!!
franklinbgorb (9:10:36 PM): gotta buddy want to go get beer - I wanna sleep
Arfurvirus (9:10:47 PM): First make her some tea. You are stuck with her now.
franklinbgorb (9:11:03 PM): english - tea - HAAA
Arfurvirus (9:11:16 PM): Earl Grey... yech
franklinbgorb (9:11:35 PM): English Breakfast
Arfurvirus (9:12:01 PM): Nice.
Did you check out trey's thingy yet... Priceless..
franklinbgorb (9:12:20 PM): workin on it - just got to the hole - what thread???
Arfurvirus (9:12:34 PM): my serious thread.

franklinbgorb (9:13:09 PM): ok
franklinbgorb (9:15:29 PM): Treys link did not work for me - whats it??
Arfurvirus (9:16:04 PM): click it and walk away from the fucking computer for a minute. takes a min to load. dial up dork.
franklinbgorb (9:16:28 PM): loaded - all scrambled
Arfurvirus (9:16:45 PM): try it again. worth seeing.
franklinbgorb (9:16:54 PM): binary code scramble
franklinbgorb (9:16:57 PM): tryinga agin
Arfurvirus (9:17:20 PM): if it don't wirk ask trey for it or sumt.
best gay rip evah
franklinbgorb (9:18:08 PM): I'll have to se it at work - home cpu crap - can;t open .swv files here
Arfurvirus (9:19:01 PM): fucking wierd ...smy ghetta ass box wirks
http://www.worldssmallestgangbang.com/details.html check this out
franklinbgorb (9:21:01 PM): you in????

Arfurvirus (9:21:39 PM): too tall. i don't like sloppy seconds.
you what 6 7 or sumt?
franklinbgorb (9:21:50 PM): yup
franklinbgorb (9:22:04 PM): tall midget - big head and shit
Arfurvirus (9:22:59 PM): hit your head much? explains alot... LMAO

3' body 3 1/2' O' head....
franklinbgorb (9:23:23 PM): HAAA - noooooo
franklinbgorb (9:23:38 PM): nice rip back on chilnvln
Arfurvirus (9:24:10 PM): Hey, gotta good bud on bakers now.
SKIN WICK is the name.
He gave me photochop... be nice.
just registered
franklinbgorb (9:24:50 PM): ok, don't wannw be ass kisser though! Rough him up nicely? NAh, just props
franklinbgorb (9:29:00 PM): I have my digi cam - ganna take pics tomorrow
Arfurvirus (9:29:17 PM): Cool piccys are good.
you on bakers now?
franklinbgorb (9:29:24 PM): not yet
franklinbgorb (9:29:29 PM): gonna be soon
Arfurvirus (9:30:06 PM): You are cookied, your name is up, prob means site tracks you. webrats same way.
use internet options to clear
franklinbgorb (9:30:30 PM): no, I logged on, then off quick
franklinbgorb (9:30:46 PM): Had to clear another site, dumped there
Arfurvirus (9:30:59 PM): mmmkayy....
franklinbgorb (9:31:23 PM): I love MR. Mackey - mmmmmkay class
franklinbgorb (9:31:35 PM): use that line a lot
Arfurvirus (9:31:44 PM): this is us.
http://www.thetoque.net/031118/internetdown.htm
franklinbgorb (9:33:02 PM): 9. Spend time with your spouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good one!!

Arfurvirus (9:33:17 PM): 10. Use Your Emergency AOL Disk
If you find that your connection to the Internet is going to be longer than you can possibly stand, as a last resort, pull out an emergency AOL CD, the one with 910 free hours of connection to the AOL service. Take the CD in one hand...and slash it across your wrist! Suicide will probably be a better alternative than connecting to that service.




franklinbgorb (9:33:57 PM): excellent!!!

Arfurvirus (9:34:16 PM): what is?
franklinbgorb (9:34:35 PM): 10
franklinbgorb (9:34:49 PM): wazzup @ cloud 10?
Arfurvirus (9:35:01 PM): http://www.bakermedia.com/learn/sho...8400#post298400
franklinbgorb (9:36:48 PM): You are fuckin nuts!!! nice post!!!

Arfurvirus (9:36:57 PM): ty
franklinbgorb (9:37:07 PM): Love it tons
franklinbgorb (9:37:17 PM): BTW, what happend w/ dog bom??
Arfurvirus (9:38:03 PM): smee lil nuts. remember.
Post on the thread. page 2
new people here now.
those fucks in the uk are sleeping.
me micro and akasha may just go there mon at 10AM....
franklinbgorb (9:39:22 PM): I jump on Mon w/ new login an shit @ work
franklinbgorb (9:39:34 PM): I'll be "powdersniff"
Arfurvirus (9:40:01 PM): i will have to go to the library.
I have a name Head33
hopefully it still wirks.
nurfur here if not
franklinbgorb (9:40:39 PM): ok, I'll be aware - maybe go for the opposite arrogant English fuck style?
Arfurvirus (9:40:55 PM): huh?
franklinbgorb (9:42:14 PM): I'll play it off like I'm some limey fuck and try to get the bandwagon behind me - US baahing
franklinbgorb (9:42:17 PM): bashing
Arfurvirus (9:44:00 PM): micro will rip you seriously. its a big board. prob better to just rip on them all over it.
hopefully the 10rs come through...
otherwise its me and you.
pretty sure AKASHA wants to go. (pm's)
micro is game is its happening.
well post it.
i.e. troll round2
Arfurvirus (9:44:52 PM): YOU NEED TO CLICK ON THIS THEN FOLLOW THE LINK>
save the video on your box. trust me.
do it when you are done surfing.
DO IT.
http://forums.webrats.com/showthread.php?t=2109
franklinbgorb (9:45:15 PM): ok, I'll ggo american
Arfurvirus (9:46:21 PM): cool.
hey the link i sent you is an explosion of a fireworks factory.
cool as hell. great to show people, (me gots every video I ever saw on the box) You want it. trust me.
franklinbgorb (9:46:53 PM): ok, slow here - better @ work. Email me the link????
Arfurvirus (9:47:48 PM): I just sent you the fucking link
http://forums.webrats.com/showthread.php?t=2109
save it on your home box, right click it save it.
you WANT it at home.
bout 20min download. 4mgs.
franklinbgorb (9:48:11 PM): ouch - ok
Arfurvirus (9:48:25 PM): :D
Arfurvirus (9:48:48 PM): hadda get through that 3 1/2 feet of head....
franklinbgorb (9:49:37 PM): HAAA - just look ing @ dogbomb posts
Arfurvirus (9:50:16 PM): mwhahahhahhahah
Arfurvirus (9:51:46 PM): post our aim session in bigrobs thread.
Arfurvirus (9:52:02 PM): you still got it?
franklinbgorb (9:52:27 PM): Which one - this one???
Arfurvirus (9:53:10 PM): this one, you got it ALL?
fucking priceless if you do.
lots of good linkys and everything... you 3 1/2foot head and shit...
franklinbgorb (9:54:04 PM): Got it all beeyotch - here it goes!!!!!!!!

arfurvirus

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HUZZAH!

brandonhutch

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I know you didn't just quote that entire post, just to add one word and a smilie.

:smack:

arfurvirus

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yup.
makes for easier/great reading....
:shower: