photofish

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Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a
beer? None. It should be opened by the time she
brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a
washing machine will probably never be able to
support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of
those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once
told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a
clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women? Because women
can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in
first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let
him in.&nb! sp;
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who
won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God creat! ed the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested. Then God created
Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to
the select few women who can handle the truth...

elmer j fudd

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thats was great, nice to see a woman with a good sense of humor

arfurvirus

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Yeah, but she still doesn't agree..
trey, get the whoopin stick out...

photofish

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He did and I used it on him!! :whip:

arfurvirus

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he likes it like that, huh.