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12-09-2004, 12:31 AM
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Whats your words for "masterbation"
I have noticed everyone on here is always throwin out a different slang for this so lets just go ahead and do a little research...
I call it Jerkin off. What do you call it, and if you have any funny ones you could also share those. |
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12-09-2004, 05:58 AM
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Re: Whats your words for "masterbation"
Terms for Male Masterbation
Anger the cobra Badger the witness Bash the bishop Baste the turkey Beat up shorty Beef-strokin'-off Blow your nose Box the clown Burp the worm Call the captain Choke the chicken Clear the snorkel Date Palmela Handerson Drain the dragon Drill for oil Exorcise your demons Fiddle the ferret Fight with Tarzan Fire the surgeon general Five knuckle shuffle Flog the dolphin Flog your log Give Kojak the third degree Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork Grab the handle Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters Groom the Wookie Harass the milkman Have sex with someone you love High-five Yule Brenner Hold your sausage hostage Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion (try saying that one 3 times real fast) Jack the beanstock Jack the frank Jerkin' the gherkin Jingle the Pringles Lead Pedro down the road of bulimia Liquidate inventory Lope the mule Lubricate the Lutheran Make Peter puke Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster Mangle the moose Meet Mother Palm and her five daughter Milk the one-uttered cow Molest the bystander Our Gang Spanky Marathon Paint the ceiling Pat the Robertson Pet the bald eagle Pocket Pool Polish the pewter Powder your nose Pull Nixon's nose Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Battle the one-eyed snake Remove the rust Rope your gnat Rough up the suspect Rub the rhubarb Say hello to Mr. Happy Shake hands with the one eyed milk man Shake hands with the unemployed Shake hot, white coconuts from the veing love tree Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend Shampoo the carpet Slap the salmon Slobbin' the Milosevich Spend time with an old friend Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun Squeeze the Charmin Squeeze the squid Stretch the truth Strip the bark Stroke the salami Strum the drum Take batting practice Take matters in hand Take the sausage hostage Tame the shrew Tease the weasel Tickle the pickle Torture little Timmy Tug the handle Ugly man sex Vex the vicar Visit the petting zoo Vote Republican Walk the dog Wash the Buick Wax the Winnebago Whack jack Whip up some baby batter White water wristing Wind your sun dial Windsurf on Mt. Baldy Withdraw from the spank bank Wrestle with the one-eyes monster Yank the Yankee Terms for Female Masterbation. 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket |
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12-09-2004, 04:40 PM
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Re: Whats your words for "masterbation"
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For a first post, that WAS pretty lame, but I think he must have been correcting the spelling of the title. |
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