YaMon

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I got stuck last weekend seeing Christmas with the Cranks with my wife and sister in law.
Number one, we were stuck having to see an early movie and there were only a couple options. None very good.
Number two, I got it confused with Surviving Christmas[B][I]

I have been dissapointed with films before. I've been upset with films. But this was the first film in a VERY long time that I wanted to set fire to the screen then track down the actors (especially Tim Allen [who blows to begin with]), the writers and the director and physically beat everyone of them to a bloody pulp for STEALING over an hour and fifteen minutes of my life. I know the movie is longer, I left that piece of crap early.

My wife and sister in law are usually all into that romantic and goofy crap, but even they were straight pissed.

The second I saw that the film's screenplay was by Christopher Columbus in the opening credits, I leaned over to my wife and said that the movie was going to suck and that I wanted to leave.

After about an hour, not even they could take it any longer.

RottenTomatos.com gave it a 4% rating (worst I've ever seen) with 4 positive reviews and 101 negative. Even the positive reviews weren't very positive.

Big Rob

i liked the book

ill never see the movie (unless it comes out on tv - then im sure kiki will end up making me watch it)

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open minds are like sand dollars - they do exist but finding one in tact is never easy. water erodes them, nature breaks them, and every time i get a chance, I SMASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH MY FOOT!!!

i have come to the groggy realization that my entire life is lived in the effort to avoid boredom...

adrenaline

I heard it stunk also.. Have no plans on seeing it!