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Here's a quick one for you to read that I found to be the best example of a true fucktard.

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roachdude

how the hell is a GLASS coke bottle going to cause a vacuum seal? a plastic bottle maybe... dear god if you are going to lie about something and make up a story... at least put some freaking thought into it... geez. i could raise the bs flag to almost every single one of those stories.... should just rename the site... "Dream up the weirdest masturbation story possible... and post it here" hehe nothing against you hijack.. .this is entertaining stuff... but people are stupid hehe

sonrisa10201

this one was my favorite, i agree most of those seem like bs.

radman62488

Well i THOUGHT i was home alone once, so i went into my room and started wanking it to the SI:Swim Suit Edition (2001 very good issue) well i heard someone start to open my door so i chucked it under my bed but O SHIT MY DICKS OUT!!!! well when the door opened it was my little 6 yr old brother LOL, well i just told him that my hand and my penis were having a fight and the hand won, and i got away with it. I know it doesnt sound truthful but it is you can ask my brother =P

Indigenous

Some new additions for my "WTF?!" file...









It's amazing the human race has managed to last this long...

wildcat066

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Yeah that person was definetly was a lier, as a paramedic I can tell you that if any paramedic was called on this he isnt gonna touch the bottle let alone drill a damn hole in it. Most would have a hard time not busting out laughing though !

Master Chief

I really hope those people are lying about those stories...because if they aren't, something is terribly wrong with the world.

tkd_guy01

Can we say "Some scenes from the next American Pie film"?

maxcummings

Seems like the spot to post a story of my own.

I learned about sex when I was 6 and was always facinated by it. I had to learn as much as I could about it. For some reason when I was 12 my dad started subscribing to Playboy. He didn't try to hide it (left them laying on the bathroom floor), so I would always check them out. My favorite section in the whole magazine was The Advisor. In one article someone mentioned using Creme de Menthe during oral sex to increase pleasure. I never fogot this. Just put it in my list of things to try when I got older and I could put it to use. Well a couple of years later I learned about masturbation, and this memory came leaking back into the front of my mind. We didn't have any Creme de Menthe at my house... we had Creme de Cacoa, but that wasn't gonna give me the cooling sensation I was looking for. One day, while brushing my teeth in the shower, it occured to me that toothpaste had the same cooling sensation and as a bonus it would act as a lubricant. It was great for first 30 seconds and then it began to burn, much like icy hot would I suppose. I couldn't rinse it off fast enough. To make things worse, some of the tooth paste actually went inside the tip of my penis. I tried to rinse it out with the shower streams, then tried to pee. That helped a little, but for the good part of the morning I had a burning sensation running through my boyhood. Stupid, I know... but I was young and experimental.

ninjer

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Holy Crap man You PPL ARE FRICKEN CRAZY@!#!! I JUST MASTURBATE...w/o all this shit wow man and for the last stor you shoulda put this in your post .

vampiricstrange

good god why aree people so stupid

sillyrabbit

wouldnt creme de menthe do the same thing???.....alcohol burns going down, i cant see it not burnin when its on such a sensitive area

maxcummings

You know, I'm not really sure. After the toothpaste incendent I lost all desire for any type of cooling sensation anywhere near my package.

fordguy16

they are funny