dishluck

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It could be due to anything, an ugly chick, drunken sex with a fat chick, boning an amputee, getting caught, paying for sex with a transexual, whatever. Just share your stories.

RacerX93

There was one time when "the unthinkable" happened to me. She wanted it bad, and I couldn't give it. It was my worst nightmare. Thankfully, the next time she came over, I was able to make it up to her a couple of times. :happycow:

subucni

I got a hamstring cramp my first time... after jumping out of bed and stretching my leg, i was good to go again.

Insaniteus

I flashed a girl who then started telling people that I had a "skinny" penis and was making fun of me. She betrayed my ultimate trust and made me feel like utter shit.

I've had other girls tell me the one was full of shit, but now my self-doubts are back and I can't shake them.

-Insaniteus-

nitro_D

Several years ago I started dating this chick and wanted to impress her the first time we had sex I tried some of the desencitizing gel and it not only numbed my penis but started burning the hell out of it too.

nitro_D

The 2nd worst was this fat chick, just broke up with a girlfriend i was with for 2 years, wanted laid so I let a friend hook me up with a friend of hers, we started out with some innocent drinking at a couple bars then ended up fucking in a car, next day I still had fat chick cum on my nuts....not a good feeling!

hello1

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I once fucked my stepmother and got caught by me ex-fiance. Not really bad. I thought it was cause my ex wouldn't join in.

sonrisa10201

ur stepmother?? thats wrong.

Dunda

the first time i fooled around with this girl she wanted to give me a bj but insited on me wearing a condom, felt like osmeone was giving me a very slow handjob.

cynster

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I had my boyfriend massage me with some oil I got as a present the oil ended up other places on our body and everything got numb including his tongue!!!

sillyrabbit

....thats really funny, but i know that had to suck when it happened

dscallaway69

I had just started to feel the effects of a ear infection and hadn't quite got it taken care of. Well anyone who knows about ear infections knows they throw off your equilibrium. My girl and i were going at it and i was behind her when i shut my eyes for a second lost all sense of balance and just fell off the bed. It was definetly embarassing, fortunately she understood and didn't make fun of me about it to much

franky

A mate of mine picked up this prostitute and as she was giving him a bj, he put his hand on her head and thought he felt her hair move. He immediately thought it was a wig, and started shouting at the poor girl that she was a man. Needless to say the poor girl burst into tears, and after much groping to confirm sexuality, he kindly allowed her to carry on with the bj.

Nice and thoughtful of him I thought

Dante0827

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I was at a swap party, my first one. Sex was everywhere, people were talking, another guy was feeling up one big Tited girl while talking to another. Another guy was doing it doggy style while screaming like Tarzan, that was a turn-off. So I walked out to another room. When I got there there we about 20 males and Females. Most Fucking, 1 on 1, 2 on 1 etc. People were inhaling Nitrous Oxide from a Dentist's mask. some smoking Pot. I turned my head to see a F-ucking Georgeous Blonde. She was about 5'5", about 105lbs with D-Cups. She had hair perfectly trimmed to her waist, she was a goddess. She was facing away from me talking to some guy, she was wearing a ankle length, see-through neglige. I had a rock hard-on. I was so horny I almost blew my wad just imagining doing her. I fantisicized walking up to her, from behind, and hrabbing her Big Boobs and saying nasty things. So I did just that. I slowly walked up to her, while she was still talking to him. and reached around her and planted my grasping hands over her beautiful round Breasts. I squeezed them and said "excuse me, we are waisting valuable energy and time, do you mind. I was totally ignoring the guy and she went for it, WOW! A fantasy come true. We walked to the bedroom were she stripped me down to the bone. After some oral she laid down. I pulled up her Neglige and found a schriveled up penis and Balls. We I freaked went soft then left. Just the thought of the broken fantasy kept me from getting a hard on for a Month. It was aweful.