peptofunk

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i think i posted this a long long time ago. oh well.

The FDA is considering additional warnings
> > on beer and alcohol containers. Some of the
> > suggestions are as follows:
> > *****************************************
> >
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > make you think you are whispering when you
> > are not.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is a
> > major factor in dancing like an asshole.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > cause you to tell the same boring story over
> > and over again until your friends want to
> > SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol
> > may cause you to thay shings likethish.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
> > dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > leave you wondering what the hell happened
> > to your pants.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol
> > may cause you to roll over in the morning
> > and see something really scary (whose
> > species and/or name you can't remember).
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is
> > the leading cause of inexplicable rug
> > burns on the forehead.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol
> > may create the illusion that you are tougher,
> > handsomer and smarter than some really,
> > really big guy named Chuck.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol
> > may lead you to believe you are invisible.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol
> > may lead you to think people are laughing
> > with you.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > cause an influx in the time-space continuum,
> > whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
> > time may seem to disappear.
> >
> > ******************************************
> > WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
> > actually cause pregnancy

treydogg526tx

if you did, you cars, that's some funny shit....

Dingle

:thumbsup:

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