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08-05-2004, 02:58 PM
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whore
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: denmark
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Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
Who here has been caught going solo? Or caught someone else working their own magic?
I've got stories for both - I got busted by my Mother when I was fourteen. I thought my parents had gone to bed so I'm sitting in my room watching scrambled porn, trying to see a nipple or two, when suddenly the door opens and my Mom enters, stops wide-eyed in her tracks, says "good night" and then turns and leaves.  I was frozen. She never said anything about it ever.
And I busted my old roommate in college. In my old apartment, the front door enters right into the living room. I come home early from work around 3 PM, open the door and my roomie is buck naked watching a porno, eating pizza in one hand while stroking with the other.  Neither one of us said anything and I just went to my room to vomit.
Anyone else?
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08-05-2004, 04:15 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: michigan
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
ive never been caught, i think i would cry, lol. but about a year ago i caught one of my little brothers, the bathroom door was closed, and nobody answered when i knocked, so i figured someone just left the door shut. so i opened it, and there sits my 13 year old brother on the counter watching himself in the mirror with my moms victorias secret catalogue. haha, he scrambled to make it look like he wasnt, but there was no way to cover it up. i never told anyone, that would just be mean, but i made fun of him for it for a long time.
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08-05-2004, 04:27 PM
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whore
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: texas
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
before me and my g/f started having sex, i was at her apartment and we were messing around a little. then i went to go take a shower. i was a little aroused and began masterbating in the bathroom while the water in the shower was getting hot. but i forgot to lock the door. my g/f walks in just after i started cumming. kind of embarassing at the time.
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08-06-2004, 05:10 PM
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OG
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: UK
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
Never been caught one on one, but seem to have bad luck all the time when I'm with someone else! No locks on my bedroom door and my housemates seem to like coming into my room without knocking.
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08-06-2004, 05:17 PM
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Canadian Sex Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
See, I think it would be harder to catch a girl than it would to catch a guy. We can be pretty subtle and sometimes can accomplish this through our clothes or without our hands. This also allows for undetected public masturbating. Ever seen a woman with that "I've got a secret" smile on her face, sitting across from you on the bus?? Uh huh. :happycow:
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08-06-2004, 05:19 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
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Originally Posted by OrdinaryGirl
See, I think it would be harder to catch a girl than it would to catch a guy. We can be pretty subtle and sometimes can accomplish this through our clothes or without our hands. This also allows for undetected public masturbating. Ever seen a woman with that "I've got a secret" smile on her face, sitting across from you on the bus?? Uh huh. :happycow:
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Guys can do it too without making a mess to boot. Trust me 
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08-06-2004, 05:21 PM
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Canadian Sex Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
LOL!
Hmmm....no mess. But still achieve orgasm?? Oh, you have to spill details now!!
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08-06-2004, 05:36 PM
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whore
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Kentucky
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
Not me but a friend. My friend was living in Arizona for grad school, and got busted by his roommate. He said his roommate was cool about it, just kinda kept walkin. Later that night, my friend was headed out, and the roommate asks what was going on that night. My buddy said he had a date and hoped to have her finish what the roomie had interrupted. 
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08-06-2004, 05:43 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
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LOL!
Hmmm....no mess. But still achieve orgasm?? Oh, you have to spill details now!!
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Short story, sphincter contraction and relaxation at the right times. Ability for men to achieve multiple orgasms that way. Plus all it takes is taking the forfinger to a special place at the bass of the tip of the penis in round circular motions and eventually u climax without splooging if good at it.
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08-06-2004, 05:46 PM
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Canadian Sex Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
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Originally Posted by juan.camaney
Short story, sphincter contraction and relaxation at the right times. Ability for men to achieve multiple orgasms that way. Plus all it takes is taking the forfinger to a special place at the bass of the tip of the penis in round circular motions and eventually u climax without splooging if good at it.
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I think that this is thus far the most interesting thing I have read on these boards.
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08-06-2004, 06:03 PM
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
Caught by my girlfriend, but she decided to finish me off with her mouth. How great is that?
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08-06-2004, 06:33 PM
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Little Duck
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Chicago, IL
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
When I lived in the dorm, I found out my roommate had been looking at porn on my computer. It was pretty obvious because he never cleared out the history in IE. Never caught him actually masturbating though. Eww... just the thought of him in my chair. Argh.
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08-07-2004, 12:45 PM
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
Never been caught. Close, but never actually caught.
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08-07-2004, 03:56 PM
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whore
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Republic of Tejas
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
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Originally Posted by sithy
Never been caught. Close, but never actually caught.
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08-07-2004, 06:16 PM
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whore
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: down under
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Re: Who's been caught masturbating? Or caught someone else?
I was walked in on when I was about 14 by a step-parent.
When I was er... slightly older, a friend came into my room without knocking one 3am-ish... I zipped up in time but we both knew what was going on  Luckily we were long-term friend and other than the knowing looks and me saying 'I told you you should knock  ' it didn't cause an issue.
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