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Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs



The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.



As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.



One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch,
she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began
calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.



'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'



For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'



Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ..

'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,
'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

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After the accident OSHA inspected the site and reported the following:

• Doc as president of the UDMW was in contract negotiations with the Queen
• Grumpy had taken an early lunch in order to fill a grievance over unfair overtime practices
• Happy had taken the day off because he had worked the weekend
• Sleepy had over slept and didn't arrive at the mine until after the accident
• Bashful was also unharmed and with Dopey but too shy to yell for help
• Sneezy was found in the rubble with minor injuries, apparently he cause the mine collapse when he had a sneezing attack

OSHA deemed the accident was caused by human error and therefore didn't fine the Queen for any unsafe conditions.

Obama was on his world tour and unavailable for comment on how he would prevent this from happening in the future.

McCain complained that he didn't get equal news time coverage for his campaign recommendation on Mining Safety.

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good! ~~~SWTWC

joerockhead

You misquoted the Obama Camp - "Clearly this needs much more Government control and management. We will not raise taxes, but instead, have everyone pay an addition 3% on the new findings in the mine daily to cover the costs that will be incurred by the foreign language speaking personnel that will be replacing the 7 current employees, and the 20 supervisor's needed to ensure there are fewer accidents"

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