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I found this one awhile back and forgot about it. I ran back across it earlier and thought ya'll would enjoy the joke. Anyone have any good ones to add??

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

michaeljohn

A bear and a rabbit are crapping in the woods.

Bear says: "Mr. Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"Why no, Mr. Bear". says the rabbit.

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joerockhead

You should have left those were they where!

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Patito

Hah, I told this joke to my roommate once... I think I read it in Maxim or Playboy or something. She laughed her ass off and makes me tell it to people when we're drunk. I always switch it up a little.

i'm rich biatch

A hunter was walking through the forest with a hand gun and saw a bear. He aims and unloads on the bear. All his shots missed and the bear starts chasing after him. The bear catches up to the hunter and taps him on the shoulder. "I can either tear you to shreds right now or you can pull your pants down bend over and I'll just screw you in the butt" So the hunter not wanting to be torn to shreds bends over.

Wanting revenge, the hunter goes back to the forrest and brings a rifle to kill the bear. He tracks the bear down, takes aim, and shoots all his bullets. Missing the bear again, the bear chases the hunter down taps him on the shoulder and says "I can tear you to shreds or you can bend over and let me screw you in the butt." So the hunter bends over.

Infuriated and wanting revenge, the hunter comes back to the forrest with an elephant gun to kill the bear. The hunter tracks the bear down takes aim and fires. BOOOOOM!!! BOOOOOOM!!! He misses again and the bear starts running after him. The bear catches up and taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "you're not here for hunting anymore are you"