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View Poll Results: What will I come back with?
A wife 4 12.90%
A bastard child 4 12.90%
herpes (no I don't have them now and yes I can prove it) 0 0%
syphilis 5 16.13%
bad diarhea 8 25.81%
a couple of kilos of yayo 2 6.45%
Jimi's mom 8 25.81%
Voters: 31. This poll is closed

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Old 07-02-2008, 02:15 PM   #16
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

Who says he'll come back at all...
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:39 PM   #17
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...

Wait, that's what I usually come back from Mexico with..
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:06 PM   #18
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

Quote:
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Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...

Wait, that's what I usually come back from Mexico with..

you forgot the horrible burning sensation on you nuts
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:11 PM   #19
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

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Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...




Fucking WERD. Seriously, all the Mexican engineers must have moved to the US because roads could not possibly be moar fucked up than they are in Mexico.
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:24 PM   #20
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

syphilis AND herp? if it's just one, I chose the syph.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:34 PM   #21
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

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Last time I was in Mexico City I did really good until the last day. Bottle water for everything. On the last day I was in a hotel that caters to Mexicans. Our room had issues and they moved us to a room they had just redone for Gingos; marble floors, American style beds, high end sinks, nice towels ect. I woke up and brushed my teeth in the sink. I spent my first two days back in the USA on the can.
Other than that I had a good time. Lots of short people there though.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:47 PM   #22
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

Can I vote for a buttload of illegal immigrants because you're a coyote?
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:58 PM   #23
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

haven't been that way in many years but had many good times there,have fun!
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:44 PM   #24
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

The disease options to choose from were all sexual. I would vote for returning with some type of severe, multi-drug resistant form of jock itch.
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Old 07-06-2008, 08:47 AM   #25
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

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I woke up and brushed my teeth in the sink. I spent my first two days back in the USA on the can.


Bottled H2O when you lava los dientes tambien ese.

Gringos also need to avoid ice in their drinks, wipe off the mouths of their beer bottles, be mindful of taking in water when you bathe and watch where you swim. A lot of this is in the more rural areas, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.

I also didn't see M-1000's on the list.

Blowing shit up with dumb and dangerous pyrotechnics FTMFW!!!

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Old 07-08-2008, 12:22 PM   #26
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

hehe great replies guys.

So I didn't come back with most of those

Trip was fun, they upgraded me both ways on the flight, the roads are actually not that bad down there if you actually spring the money for the tolls and I am STD free by virtue that I ended up nailing a few teenage (over 18) and took their v-cards....I had to change the sheets a few times lol...plus the GF down there is clean too. So now I can say I had sex with someone born in the 90's

Got a few stories and some pictures to share, but I'm really supposed to be at work right now and damned if I didn't oversleep thanks to my flight being delayed a few hours last night due to the storms.
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Old 07-08-2008, 12:23 PM   #27
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?

oh, and Jimi's mom is stuck with customs. Turns out you aren't supposed to bring back any wildlife without the proper documents to prove she's had her shots.
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