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View Poll Results: What will I come back with?
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A wife
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A bastard child
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herpes (no I don't have them now and yes I can prove it)
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syphilis
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bad diarhea
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a couple of kilos of yayo
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Jimi's mom
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07-02-2008, 02:15 PM
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I Had a Mullet
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
Who says he'll come back at all...
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07-02-2008, 02:39 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me
Posts: 6,534/4.40
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...
Wait, that's what I usually come back from Mexico with.. 
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07-02-2008, 03:06 PM
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Behold the power of me.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In my pants Bacon: Yes please
Posts: 5,419/5.28
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
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Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...
Wait, that's what I usually come back from Mexico with.. 
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you forgot the horrible burning sensation on you nuts
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07-02-2008, 05:11 PM
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What Would Jackie Do?
Champion!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The American Riviera
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
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Hangover, good stories, fucked up stories, sun burn, bumps and bruises, an appreciation for American roads...
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Fucking WERD. Seriously, all the Mexican engineers must have moved to the US because roads could not possibly be moar fucked up than they are in Mexico.
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07-02-2008, 06:24 PM
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Psychic MOD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Everywhere
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
syphilis AND herp? if it's just one, I chose the syph.
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07-02-2008, 08:34 PM
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whore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: nowhere, ca
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
Last time I was in Mexico City I did really good until the last day. Bottle water for everything. On the last day I was in a hotel that caters to Mexicans. Our room had issues and they moved us to a room they had just redone for Gingos; marble floors, American style beds, high end sinks, nice towels ect. I woke up and brushed my teeth in the sink. I spent my first two days back in the USA on the can.
Other than that I had a good time. Lots of short people there though.
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07-02-2008, 08:47 PM
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slut
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cali
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
Can I vote for a buttload of illegal immigrants because you're a coyote?
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07-02-2008, 08:58 PM
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slut
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: down south
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
haven't been that way in many years but had many good times there,have fun!
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07-02-2008, 09:44 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: SC
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
The disease options to choose from were all sexual. I would vote for returning with some type of severe, multi-drug resistant form of jock itch.
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07-06-2008, 08:47 AM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
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I woke up and brushed my teeth in the sink. I spent my first two days back in the USA on the can.
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Bottled H2O when you lava los dientes tambien ese.
Gringos also need to avoid ice in their drinks, wipe off the mouths of their beer bottles, be mindful of taking in water when you bathe and watch where you swim. A lot of this is in the more rural areas, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.
I also didn't see M-1000's on the list.
Blowing shit up with dumb and dangerous pyrotechnics FTMFW!!!

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07-08-2008, 12:22 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
hehe great replies guys.
So I didn't come back with most of those
Trip was fun, they upgraded me both ways on the flight, the roads are actually not that bad down there if you actually spring the money for the tolls and I am STD free by virtue that I ended up nailing a few teenage (over 18) and took their v-cards....I had to change the sheets a few times lol...plus the GF down there is clean too. So now I can say I had sex with someone born in the 90's
Got a few stories and some pictures to share, but I'm really supposed to be at work right now and damned if I didn't oversleep thanks to my flight being delayed a few hours last night due to the storms.
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07-08-2008, 12:23 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: What am I more than likely to come back with?
oh, and Jimi's mom is stuck with customs. Turns out you aren't supposed to bring back any wildlife without the proper documents to prove she's had her shots.
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