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Old 06-02-2008, 04:24 PM   #1
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What is the freakin' purpose?

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I've heard women have a saying: "Thin may be in....." What the heck is the purpose of this?? I just don't get it. Anyone teach me something here??

An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.


I've seen alot of stuff when I was riding my firetruck, but never this!
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Old 06-02-2008, 04:30 PM   #2
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

wait...

he was fucking washers?

or was he trying to use them as cock rings?

or were these stuffed up his ass?

I hate evasive media writing that tip-toes around a subject so much that it's left ambiguously out there for you to determine what things like "down under" actually mean.

Fuck that.

Just say "Homeboy tried to fuck some washers. They had to do surgery to get them off his wang. He's alright, except he'll never get laid again."
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Old 06-02-2008, 05:06 PM   #3
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

I believe the washers were on his tool. Really, why not give some specifics when talking about this? Hell, it's from a foreign country where the rules are less strict.
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Old 06-02-2008, 06:09 PM   #4
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

Must have been a Ubangi soulmate
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Old 06-02-2008, 06:30 PM   #5
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

Wonder what size he used!

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Old 06-02-2008, 07:03 PM   #6
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

I've always heard girth is better than length. But Pencil dick.. um. no way!
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:38 PM   #7
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

Um... what women are they talking to? Men shouldn't alter them selfs...
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Old 06-03-2008, 05:18 PM   #8
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

I've never heard anyone say that.


Of course, my penis is 17 inches long and 8 inches around so I have nothing to worry about.
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Old 06-03-2008, 09:30 PM   #9
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

Good washers there, brunette5!

I'm assuming the washers were large enough to fit his shaft through. The saying I'd heard was "Thin may be in, but fat is where it's at".

I still think the dude is doing some weird stuff...
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:10 PM   #10
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Re: What is the freakin' purpose?

The new Slinky dick?????

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