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Old 05-22-2008, 08:33 AM   #1
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Hello guys and ladies,


What is the best and worse pick up you have ever used or have been used on you?


This are the best and worse pick up lines used on me:

Worse: I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Best: Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. this is so bad, but with the right tone and moment , it is funny

Juana! defender of the oppressed ! you need to wear your right bra size !!
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:54 PM   #2
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
I heard this one today:

"You know how they say all guys think with their dicks? ... So how's about you blow my mind."
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:01 PM   #3
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
I used this one on my friend today
"Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day"

She smacked me on my forehead!!! (and it freakin hurt!)
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:43 AM   #4
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
nice legs!!!! what time do they open?

or

your the best thing ive seen in a few seconds.....lets fuck
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Old 05-23-2008, 08:37 AM   #5
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
OOOOOOOOHHhhhh Snap. For a good portion of summer at work, that's all we did was talk about pick up lines. We even put our pick up line of the day on the board and got points for using it.

Bad-You must have grown up on a chicken farm. Because you can sure raise some cock.

Good-Hey sweetie, you have the time? When she looks at her watch you say ," No, no, no I ment do you have the time to take down my number." Works really well with waitresses
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Old 05-23-2008, 02:32 PM   #6
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Never used it, but did win a $20 bar tab (when that much was something) with it.

"Hey sugar! Want to lock hips and swap loin gravy?"

I was way down south, where gravy is king...
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:14 AM   #7
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
excuse me, does this smell like cloroform?


never fails..
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:29 AM   #8
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Quote:
Originally Posted by tsmo
excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?


never fails..

Fixed

Only because it is chloroform! Ether works just as well!!
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Old 05-25-2008, 06:17 AM   #9
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
fucking grammer nazis..



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Old 05-27-2008, 12:35 AM   #10
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Bad" what nationality are you? So do you want a little of whatever (German) in ya?
lol

Bad" do you have any sexually transmitted disease? Well you do now? lol


Good," so this is what an angel looks like (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh) my favorite
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:46 AM   #11
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Works in KY. Tenn. and WV....Get in the truck bitch...
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:25 AM   #12
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Quote:
Originally Posted by hirollcenter
Works in KY. Tenn. and WV....Get in the truck bitch...

Yeah, works best with sisters, cousins, and second cousins!
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:29 PM   #13
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Who needs talking?
Brick in sock.
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:44 PM   #14
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Draggon
Who needs talking?
Brick in sock.

definitely some advice booty could use
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:06 PM   #15
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Re: pick up lines... best and worse used...
This is an old one " If I told you,you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
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